TX Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick Sticks To Morbid Pitch For Saving Economy

It’s really, really pathetic when people in power proudly telegraph their ignorance, stupidity, and lack of empathy.

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Holy cow!

I was coming to here to relate that The Onion let me peek into their time portal (they have only been running News From The Future for years) - and had found out the Trumpists ultimate position on COVID-19:
“We are all going to die anyway, so those who die this year don’t matter.”

But it looks like, with Dan Patrick asserting that “there are more important things than living” (i.e. helping other people make money), that my glimpse of the future is only going to be tomorrow’s headline.

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Are you implying that there are other kinds? Because that’s a real Hail Mary.

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Death panel personified.

And seriously, doesn’t this thinking make the whole anti-abortion talk moot?

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What a piece of shit. Notice he’s being interviewed in his house.

If he’s so willing to die, motherfucker should be volunteering at a hospital without the use of PPE.

I’m all good with stupid fucking idiots taking their life into their own hands. What I’m not good with is these same stupid fucking idiots spreading the virus. Because that’s what is going to happen.

There is a certain sociopathy to being a Republican.

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You kind of have to wonder if all this “Let’s go die!” nonsense is the result of some kind of bet between Frank Luntz and Grover Norquist.

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I am presuming not only is it his house, he has a security detail (Death Panel?) ready to shoot to kill any one who enters without being tested.

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Because a spike in deaths is gonna be GREAT for the economy! Maybe don’t take economic advice from the “What science?!” guy.

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Hey. Lt. Gov. Dan … even Florida Man says you’re a fucking idiot.

ETA: Although, Gov. DeSantis has got your back.

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Those of us without children and grandchildren offer a hearty:

Fuck right off.

…to our Lt Governor.

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I guess take one for the team would be too cliched?

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If you support Trump, you end up quickly having to make the absurd, ridiculous arguments necessary to defend his madness. You look at Hugh Hewitt, the guy’s always setting him up for some easy explanation that’s halfway rational and Trump brushes it aside and says “I MEANT IT THE LOONY WAY.” Either that, or you’re an idiot who says crazy stuff yourself and don’t see what people are yelling about. But it’s one of those two things.

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Seems like it’s in the ballpark.

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Rhetorical question, right?

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Lt Governor in Texas is the most powerful position in the state government.
Dan Patrick is the most dangerous snake you can imagine. Maybe deadlier.

Per wiki:

By the rules of the Senate, the lieutenant governor establishes all special and standing committees, appoints all chairpersons and members, and assigns all Senate legislation to the committee of his choice. The lieutenant governor decides all questions of parliamentary procedure in the Senate.

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I was thinking more like a setup for Rodney Dangerfield.

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As you can see he’s leading by example, right up in the studio with Tucker doing that interview,Oh no he’s not he’s safely at home telling other Texans to die for the economy

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You get better odds of winning in a game of craps and he’s betting with people’s lives.

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