Tucker Carlson Argues Black SCOTUS Noms Should Think Like Rappers, And I Can’t Make This Headline Sound Less Awful

La Jolla is not entirely the beachside playground of Tucker Carlson carbon copies. It also is the location of the University of California, San Diego, with one of the most diverse student populations in the country, and a host of high-tech biomedical companies doing cutting-edge medical research. La Jolla is also the location of the Scripps Institute of Oceanography.

All of which is lost on Tucker Carlson, who is too stupid and ugly-racist to appreciate anything beyond the confines of his skin color.

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Covers of songs by “The Supremes”?

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Since tucker is in favor of the russian invasion he must agree with putin that murdering women and their babies is the proper way to go.

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Fucker KKKarlson says what???

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Lol. I got sent to Twitter jail for calling that Clay Travis guy a redneck.

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Maybe he wants her to bring him pancakes and syrup and tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby like his mammy used to do, or his favorite songs from Jungle Book? Zippety doo fuck you Tucker!

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It’s odd that Putin’s giving Tucker advice on how to sound like a racist idiot over the SCOTUS.

Tucker needs no help in that department.

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Not sure that we need Eminem’s perspective on SCOTUS?

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There’s an implicit bias in the media against the left, in the form of various sites interpreting the left’s calling out RW racism, sexism and all-around asshollery as “hate speech” and “personal attacks”. So RW dog whistles are given a pass, but when you call them out, you’d punished for being uncivil. The sites KNOW what’s going on but are afraid of that Trump swarm I guess.

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He looks like a dog who can’t figure out how a treat disappeared.

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Stepmother, actually. And oddly, at least to me, the addition of “Swanson” as a middle name was when he was at least 10 years old.

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No talent in sight.

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He looks like a dog who keeps smelling other dogs’ asses and then complains about the shitty smell.

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The headline couldn’t be made to sound less awful. Assuming that nearly all black women think like “rap stars” only proves that Tucker is a clueless white racist of the Fox News variety.

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He wouldn’t last 5 minutes playing the Hungry Man Games. The five year old kid with the frozen pot pie would take him out.

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My focus is on the people Carlson is making appeals to.

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Soooo Tucker Carlson doesn’t think she’s ‘black enough.’ Ooooookay.

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But is he white enough? I don’t think a person can get any whiter unless he had Pat Boone tattooed on his butt.

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I hate people who don’t wear socks with their loafers. If you don’t want to wear socks then put your damn sandals on. :nauseated_face:

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I thought this was “Mommy!, I’m constipated” look?

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