I think I read someplace that if one inhales too much hairspray over time, it can have the same effect on the brain as sniffing glue.
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I’ve read someone trails after him at least in the WH carrying a can of hairspray so he can apply touch ups.
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Fort Bragg sent around 3,000 troops to the Middle East with a very few hours notice disrupting family and more. When does moron bring them home?
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I’m good at names, right? USMCA. Like the song YMCA. Nobody could remember USMCA. I said, ‘think of the song YMCA.’ Now everybody says it.”
A legend in his own mind. Evidence of further meltdown, I’d say. He’s off his rocker.
I suspect that his minders (his new daycare providers) had to give him some kind of mnemonic to remember USMCA and YMCA is what they came up with for him…but to say the quiet parts outloud, well, that shit just ain’t normal.
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Nobody could remember USMCA. I said, ‘think of the song YMCA.’ Now everybody says it.”
Take everything else away, and you still know this foolish and garrulous old man says crazy stuff like this all the livelong day. Disgraceful.
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Fucker wants to poison us all before incinerating us.
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Thinking up catchy acronyms is about his ceiling in terms of job skills. Time to cancel the reality series “What happens when we put a moron in charge of lethal drones? Let’s find out!”
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It’s quite a feat of engineering to keep that structure in place. My theory is that Trump has only one hair growing on the top of his head and it is eight miles long.
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then how do you explain this?
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I am a big believer in the word senile-demented-nutbag-fruity-tooty-itty-bitty-pretty-shitty-commander-diaperhead.
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“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”
This slays, every time.
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Ya gotta hand it to em though, they have the timing thing down. Against the backdrop of a billion and counting animals dead in Australia they announce environmental rollbacks. Keep on winning.
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And the GOP, having connected themselves, Russian style, to this rotting collection of cells, will stagger into the 2020 elections, hoping for foreign help, militia help, thug help, goober-at-the-voting-booth help.
ANY GODDAM help
in order to withstand the immutable fact that he is the most unpopular POTUS in modern times.
They put on a good front, with the lightbulb smiles and the fake “sincerity”…and it snags too many of us here.
Moscow McConnell is going to put on a Senate Show which might as well be a slave auction in place of an Upward Bound Program** …and he believes that Americans will buy THAT.
**Upward Bound was a program in which I worked (as a guest musician) many years ago. It helped many a minority/underprivileged high school student get to college. One of my most cherished moments was when I once saw a young college musician after one of his concerts. He was well-prepared for college.
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“I’m a big believer in that word, the environment,” he said.
Hey, me too! It’s right there in the Merriam-Webster dictionary between “environ” and “environmental.”
Pretty cool that we both believe bigly that the word “environment” really exists.
Too bad you’re trying to ruin the actual thing and not just mangling the word.
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Idiots go on strange tangents. DJT goes on strange tangents. Ergo…
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Never. He’s already forgotten about those soldiers. For him they’re out of sight, out of mind…just pawns to move around the board. While Iran is playing chess, tRump is playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.
The next president will have to bring our soldiers home I believe. tRum isn’t concerned with any particular military details other than thinking “my bomb’s bigger than your bomb”. Toughguy talk for the cameras and what plays well in his rallies is about as far as he’ll ever go.
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People with dementia go on strange tangents. It’s what they do,
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