Trump Trudges On With Reality TV Coronavirus Briefings After Hijacking Tuesday News Conference To Wish Epstein-Ally Well | Talking Points Memo

Well he hasn’t done one thing so…

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“We have great data.”

We’re connected!

He’s so convincing in his message of love.

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He sounds like a drug dealer a lot of the time: We have the best shit. Those other guys wish they had our shit.

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Spike due to protesters… FALSE

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“Arizona is already starting to come down.”

Oh good lord he just said that when CDC discovers an outbreak at a nursing home, it informs the state. Does he not think that states and municipalities have public health departments and already have this information?

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Yep

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O good grief is right. Since when was the CDC monitoring nursing homes?

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And, for those of you who haven’t seen it yet:

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The wall again.

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Mexico has closed its border with the U.S. and he credited his wall.

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I REALLY hope the media doesn’t fall for this bullshit. The fact that’s he managing to read and say some “somber” words does not mean a fucking “pivot.” We surpassed 1,000 cases a day is what we surpassed.

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He is desperate.

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Dr. Trump, I have an itch right here … can you scratch it for me with your magic healing touch?

Very much in the spirit of Mark Twain . . .

. . . only our government has not deserved our support for over three years.

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Now just a bunch of statistics that he’s reciting, none of which make sense because he offers no context and is barely pausing at the end of a sentence.

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