Trump Swore He Was ‘Never Leaving’ The White House

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Loomer’s suit has already suffered a significant blow because a plaintiff in the case is demanding to have her name removed on grounds that she didn’t witness any purported voter fraud.

Orange County resident Theresa Rinaldi tells Sommer that, even though she did vote for Loomer, she has no evidence to suggest that the election was stolen from her.

Rinaldo also tells Sommer that her name was wrongly added as a plaintiff to the lawsuit after she had a conversation with controversial right-wing attorney John Pierce, whom she feels tried to coerce her into joining the lawsuit.

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Huh. Yep. Andrew is a “clown”, I suppose, in a way not entirely unlike John Wayne Gacy was a “clown.”

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I tend to think of Andrew as a dumb version of The Joker. Hence the clown connection.

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Indeed. A surprising omission.

Whatever is going on, I do agree with those on Twitter who say that Trump is not in control of it. If it were otherwise, he’d be trumpeting his arrival and his reason(s) for being there.

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Should have brought the Covefe.

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Donald Trump is breaking the first rule of con men: you can never believe your own con.

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And if it were something he was in charge of, he would at least have taken the flight time to change out of his golfing togs and into one of his tent-like baggy suits and over-long ties.

Assuming, of course, that the suitcases that flew along with him actually contained some clothes and not the classified docs that the FBI had showed up for while FatAss was on the 14th green.

Hmmmmm…

:thinking:

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Story of Trump’s life. In 2016, he didn’t really want to win, he won. But in 2020, when he was desperate to win, he lost. You ever think someone up there is just messing with ya, Donnie?

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…was reportedly so desperate for a solution after the election that he even asked the guy who brought him his Diet Cokes what to do

Hey, Butthead did that too! Oh, sorry I missed the word “Diet”. And that coke was plural.

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Yeah, but in 2020 he was looking to avoid prison.

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Someone on UK Twitter yesterday posted a short thread about being in a self-check line in a grocery store, how the line seemed to be moving interminably slow. When customers asked what was going on, one said, “There’s no ‘beep.’” They asked a clerk, who said the store had turned off the “beep” out of respect for the mourning period.

They then turned it back on.

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I predicted when Chump was elected that he would be pulled kicking and screaming from the WH, tearing out the drapes and ripping out the door jams. But I thought it would be before the 4 yr end of his tenure because he would be impeached. I also waaayyyy underestimated that he would basically break Democracy, not just do some property damage.

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None of the obvious ones are good for TMF. Which I’m good-to-very happy with.

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Interesting that the one guy Trump absolutely didn’t want running in 2020 is the guy Mitt personally asked to run. That should go over well down at MaL.

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“The deep state is deeper than I ever imagined!”

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Right there with you.

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Between the secret Gala and the secret arrival, I suspect they are connected. Featuring Pence? I bet TFG heard and decided to haul (his big fat) ass down to steal the show.

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Yes. Mr. Trump’s campaign looked better after the fact because he won, but in real time it was a 5-ring circus. No one knew what the candidate would say and major advisors often contradicted themselves in public statements on the same day! HRC decimated him in all 3 debates and there was no discipline or strategic consistency until Paul Manafort took control. His entire campaign was an extended promotional campaign that shockingly (To the principal and his closest advisors as well…) resulted in victory.

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