A worker in Commerce Township, Michigan was injured this week while trying to remove two Trump-Pence signs that were too close to the road and, unbeknownst to him, had razor blades taped to the bottom.
Yikes! Every personal injury lawyer in MI just felt the hair stand up on the back of their neck.
Obviously these signs must have been placed there by Biden supporters.
Obviously these signs must have been placed there by Hillary Clinton
And the sign-owner who had had several stolen had no idea that her replacement had razor blades added…
Lemme guess, there’s an Amazon purchase of razor blades in her recent internet history.
This is a real thing for these people. Faux News even had a whole article and interview with a guy just because he padlocked his sign to an iron stake he had driven into the ground. It’s simultaneously a way of furthering the grievance narrative and feeding their fantasies of hurting the people they are taught to hate and resent as their supposed victimizers.
And a nasty nextdoor post promising a “surprise” for anyone trying to steal their signs.
Trump’s Razor
The homeowner told the local news station that she was unaware that the Trump signs had been rigged with razor blades…
Shortly thereafter the homeowner was struck by lightning.
The homeowner told the local news station that she was unaware that the Trump signs had been rigged with razor blades and that several of her signs had been stolen, then returned back to her.
The razor-blade gnomes only appear every seventeen years, and when they do their appetite for severed fingers is insatiable!
Such nice people, these Trump supporters. Real wholesome, all-American types. Especially in Michigan.
Sick, sick, sick…
BernieBros, surely.
So…this is literally…Trump’s Razor.
What hideous fucking BS.
ETA: @VeganMilitia beat me to it by two minutes. ARRRGH.
required 13 stitches on his fingers after he drove himself to the hospital
Well, on the plus side, they didn’t shoot him.
And Hate Radio will amplify it all to deafening proportions for their paychecks and ratings. Not a scintilla of responsibility. Goddamn them all to hell.
Yeah that doesn’t ring true. 
Photo-finish.
Between sign steeling and a post about teenage boys shooting crows in subdivision these two topics are the most discussed on nextdoor.
Joe Biden should give a speech that is VERY specifically and publicly addressed to GOP lawmakers. I know it won’t matter, but things like “abdicating their oath of office” and stuff like that should be repeated ad nauseum. Not ONE WORD about the plot in Michigan from anyone.