Trump Says He ‘Should Start Thinking About’ Asking China To Investigate Biden

At this point he has almost no leverage with any genuinely credible foreign power. Many of those credible foreign powers, on the other hand, have quite a bit leverage on him. He’s at a point where he’s going to be on the wrong end of “do me a favor, though” and making promises he can’t keep.

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But Wakanda has rebuffed his advances and wants its vibranium back.

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When (if ever) has Trump “started thinking”?

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What the hell is with Fox News these days, occasionally doing something resembling actual journalism? The Murdochs really may be getting ready to cut Donnie loose.

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Suddenly the guy who spent all his energy shitting on our allies and cozying up to our enemies wants favors from everyone.

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I couldn’t disagree more with that article’s existence. It’s built entirely on a false equivalence of galactic proportions. Trump’s kids are fair game because THEY’RE IN HIS ADMINISTRATION. He has literally given them power and authority WITHIN the government. Hunter Biden, at least to the extent of this conspiracy nonsense they’re peddling, is nothing but a private citizen.

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And just how do we really know Biden’s son Beau is deceased? Hmmm?

Recall those birth certificate investigators in Hawaii and get them on the case!

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Even easier: Resign.

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While we’re at it, what about Narnia? I hear some real bad stuff went down there.

And Ruritania, too!

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No kidding. There is nothing that he will not publicly endorse as being within his authority and 100% awesome. You could get him to endorse the pee tape if you framed the question correctly.

“Mr. President, some people are saying that it would be an impeachable offense if the Russians had a video of you laughing while a pair of prostitutes peed on the bed at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton. Do you agree with those people?”

ETA: This would work regardless of whether Trump ever actually watched anyone pee on a bed the Obamas slept in, because he probably can’t even remember whether it happened and because he thinks it would be funny in any event.

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Extortionist-In-Chief incriminating himself again…
Pelosi is right…
Trump is SELF-IMPEACHING!

Now that the Extortionist-In-Chief has thrown his VP under the bus…I’m very certain that Trump’s Thugs-R-Us Party will now NOT break away from him and NOT impeach the Extortionist-In-Chief because you know, that would make Pelosi acting POTUS!

Addendum:

Former Ukraine President says “Biden never asked him to open or close any criminal cases, adding to the list of Ukrainian officials saying they saw him do nothing improper involving his son.”

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-10-02/ukraine-s-ex-president-says-biden-never-asked-to-close-cases

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I hear the real dirt is in Grand Fenwick.

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Not sure why this is considered news. If we find a government that he didn’t try to blackmail/bribe/extort, that would be news.

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Does he even have real lawyers any more?

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That article is just part of the propaganda, but Faux News has always had their beards…Shep and Nap come to mind. Take a spin over there to the website though and you’ll see it’s just barely avoiding reaching 100% kicked WASP nest of state media freakout status.

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Has the lost continent of Mu weighed in? How about Gondwanaland?

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You two just gave me something to giggle about all day lol

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Hope they have a sharp knife and someone knowledgeable about rectal anatomy.

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Right out of the gate the President admits everything he is accused of is true. That is the headline. He is now belligerently throwing it all out there. Yesterday he couldn’t answer the question and now he is loaded for bear. Sick and twisted, please proceed Orange stain.

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Don’t forget that in the aggregate Iwanka has “palled around” and traded favors with the Russian mafia thugs in New York and the former Soviet Union as much as she has with her sugar-daddy and her cuck Jared. She is very vile and filthy and will do anything for sex and money.

Don’t forget that she was feeding Xi Jinping the world’s best chocolate, playing footsie, doing who knows what else and parading her children to dance and sing to the tyrannic communist dictator in Mar-a-Lago to get those trademarks for her ugly clothing line.

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