Maybe your lawyers just suck. I mean have you listened to them?
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Nobody should watch it
Throughout the country, we should select an outlet (like Josh) and get the summary and specifics and import of what the GOP legal serfs are saying.
ZERO ratings would be my dream.
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Few people will. There’s no tension to be released, and thus no drama. Everyone has his or her mind made up. The outcome is already known. The only way President Maggotbrain could get ratings is by making a resignation speech.
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Maybe he could use his Emergency Text Message authority (the one with No Opt-Out) to order everyone to watch.
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His dignified reserve and innate modesty sometimes work against him.
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What’s the difference between the Saturday cartoon shows and the Trump defense team in the Senate?
The cartoon shows are geared toward a more intelligent audience.
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Too roundabout when he can just “hereby order” stuff.
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For that I’d buy a 60 inch TV and host a kegger.
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He is speaking to the anti abortion rally this afternoon but will be home in time to watch the hearing.
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Awesome! What can I bring?
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Please let him go off-script.
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I have the speech already written. It is in my study. I look at it daily. In it, Trump lays out the reasons for his resignation.
I stopped at 500 pages.
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I applaud your concision. 
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Bad time slot for a no account hack of an actor.
Yo bro just stamp your feet, wave your teeny tiny hands in the air, and demand that MoscowMitch call a recess until Tues. so you can get better Nielsen ratings.
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Per the standing impeachment rules, each trial day is required to start at 1 pm. It has gone late into the night because the specific procedures adopted on party-line vote earlier this week limit each side’s opening statements to 24 hours spread over three days. That means going to a minimum of 9 pm ET, and break time makes that go even later. And only Sundays are taken off, so yes, Trump’s team of misfits has to work on Saturday.
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If he resigned during halftime at the Super Bowl, it would be epic: The Greatest Story Ever Told.
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The entire world would go nuts.
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Wouldn’t bother me to cut some of J-Lo and Shakira’s time.
By the way, I’ll be at your Super Bowl kegger, too. Just so O’Kavanaugh isn’t there.
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No, McConnell wanted this done by today but some in the GOP balked at his schedule. So the arguments are 3 days for both sides instead of 2 days for both sides.
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And use the “blue” language like he does at his love-in rallies. Then all the Catholic students that are forced to participate in this event will get an earful.
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