LOL. This. is. funny. 
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THis is how Trumpanzees find lawyers.
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Witch hunting pirates even! That would make an interesting plot for a show.
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I’m certainly enjoying it, it’s an interesting look at how they’re talking to their base.
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reminds me, how’s NRA Soviet Barbie Maria Butina doing in jail?
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Arrrrgh! What does a Pirate call Kellyanne Conway?
A sunken chest with no booty!
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Samesies… but, you know, there’s just not a lot of what they call “friction” to stop him from launching nuclear missiles, right? I mean, I’m right there with you; I want to see him suffer, but I fear what he could do as he thrashes about.
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I like how trump puts all his enemies in the context of being fictional characters…like its some kind of adulterated childhood trauma…
help me melanoma its the witches and pirates again…oh my…
His language is getting more and more addled–the Democrats are “pirates”–in what sane universe?
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whatever weird, dementia driven speech issue he has, has been showing up more often. Or dentures slipped, but we now have a new holiday, “Talk Like a Pious Day”
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I vividly recall when Republican Rod Rosenstein appointed Republican Bob Muller as special counsel to investigate Mr. Trump and the Trump supporters called it a “Democrat” witch hunt. Now just take a few seconds and let that sink in.
Now Trump appointed Republican Joe Maguire Director of National intelligence says that he agrees with the assessment of Trump appointed Michael Atkinson the Inspector Generals assessment that the whistler blowers complaint was “credible” and “urgent”. Now the Trump supporters is calling this latest bit of political intrigue a “Democrat” Witch hunt.
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Speaking of the old days and what they did to spies, wonder what he would think of the old days and what they did to traitors?
I’m not going to pay any attention to anything from him, he damages the soul with all his batshit crazy blather.
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“It really is a disgrace,” he continued. “It’s a terrible thing for our country.”
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But wait, there’s more (every day, sometime 2-3 times a day) about Sleepy Joe, Crazy Bernie, and Pocahontas…
Bob,
The 2020 Democrats are floundering. They heard we had a RECORD BREAKING AUGUST, and they’re quickly realizing that NONE of them stand a chance of winning in 2020.
While I’ve been busy working day and night to deliver for YOU, Democrat candidates are FAILING to sell their SOCIALIST ideas to the American people.
But, the BIG GOVERNMENT SOCIALISTS like Sleepy Joe, Crazy Bernie, and Pocahontas won’t go down without a fight. They’re firing up their base of MEGA HOLLYWOOD DONORS to rescue their campaigns, which is why I really need you to step up, Bob.
I asked my team to pull your donor file, and I’ll be honest, I was disappointed to see that you haven’t contributed recently. I thought it was a mistake, but take a look for yourself:
[OFFICIAL DONOR RECORD]
Name: [Bob’s misspelled email address]
First Donation Date: N/A
Total Donations: 0
Total Amount Given: $0
Donor Status: [
] MISSING ![]
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Them what dies’ll be the lucky ones! ~Long John Silver/Adam Schiff
Projection
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perpetual
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“What shall we do with a drunken president…”
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