President Donald Trump was definitely not running away from the protesters outside the White House when he spent an hour in a secret bunker on Friday, okay?
25 45
Now that is a truly pathetic lie. Checking stuff out? Isn’t that why he has staff? Little little man.
And so another day at Trump Points Memo unfolds. Thanks, @cristina_cabrera
Donnie wanted to make sure that the toilets were working, cuz he’s clearly full of sh*t.
Total Horseshit. Or, as future generations may say, only a total Kilmeade would buy such transparent lies.
trump inspected the bunker to make sure it was stocked up on whine.
“I didn’t say, ‘Oh, move them out.’
What did you say? Ask them if they would kindly leave so a fake Christian could stand there like a jackass holding someone else’s Bible?
Bunker Bitch checking up on the readiness of his bunker. Just in case.
Does he really expect anyone to believe this?
I’m just glad he’s still talking about it.
For all but the most stupid, credulous fans, he is just making it worse with his obvious and pathetic lies.
Hitler, Himmler and Goering all knew where the One a Day Cyanide pills were.
Who among us doesn’t inspect bunkers during massive protests nearby?
Trump Insists He Fled To Secret Bunker Just To ‘Inspect’ It For ‘Tiny Little Short Period Of Time’
“Tiny little short”… so freudian even sigmund says that’s no cigar.
A tiny, little, short-fingered, period of time?
Just the folks who voted for him.
It was no more than Planck Time!
Yes, yes, he does.