More cowbell, please.
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Trump can’t even get his own mantra/motto "We’re here, and they’re not” right:
Hey, stupid, It’s “We’re all here, because we are not all there.”
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Get off our lawn.
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I remember Cuomo as a candidate but not his style so much. Interesting. Could well be a thing Trump remembers and imitates badly. It’s like the scowl standing in for seriousness, he picks these things up and unconsciously parodies them.
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Trump insists on playing the insurgent candidate…
…against himself.
Meanwhile, the U.S. comprises 4% of the world’s population, and we have 25% of the world’s COVID deaths.
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Yeah, there wasn’t that electricity you get when the crowd jumps up and says, “Hey, there’s a new killer lie I haven’t heard before. And delivered so well, too.” Just the same old prevarications.
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There really was a perfunctory, professional mourner quality to it.
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It was a little like Kimberly Guilfoyle’s empty-room bombast from the first night, with all the insanity and delusion and a lot more slurring and drooling but none of the satanic rah-rah spirit or the bodacious ta-tas. And the hooker outfit, of course.
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If Don Jr. was coked up how coked up was Kimberly? Her blood pressure and pulse rate most have both been around 250. What these people failed to grasp is that speaking to a virtual audience takes a different, more conversational tone. It doesn’t mean you turn it up to 11. Idiots.
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At the end, when the crowd applauded, it was like the response one would see after a 4 1/2-hour concert featuring Paul Anka singing the best of Radiohead and The Flaming Lips: “Hey, its over! Can we get the fuck out of here so I can try to find the car?”
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“What’s the name of that building?” Trump asked while gesturing behind him…
The White House! WHITE, WHITE, WHITE! White!
I hope the message at the Washington Rally today is that protesting this administration and police brutality should and must continue but the rioting and destruction has to stop. Support for the Black Lives Matter movement is beginning to wane in reaction to the rioting. Trump is going to use it to his benefit and it just might work. Support in WI for BLM has dropped from 59% before the Jacob Blake shooting to 48% now.
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Haha yeah. “Finally! I’m gratified to be on my way outta here! Clappity clappity clap!”
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See there? Nobody does it quite the way you do, @mattinpa. As I watched the last thirty minutes I could only envision one of those inflatable figures people put on their front lawns at Christmas that spring a leak and start deflating into a deformed plastic puddle. Sad. Very sad.
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I can only imagine them at a Thanksgiving dinner table: "HEY DOM!!! CAN YOU PASS ME THE CRANBERRY SAUCE!!! THIS STUFFING IS A SYMBOL OF HOW GREAT TRUMP IS MAKING AMERICA AGAIN!!!"
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So much for all that crap. Let’s see now. Where can I golf that the hurricanes haven’t spoiled?
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Those things are the worst. There’s a household in the neighborhood I grew up in that always has like six of them, and they’re often deflated and just lying there like Christmas was massacred on a battlefield.
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Funny, I believe that’s the same thing Stormy Daniels said about Trump’s “deflation” problems.
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You must have killed on the playground, dude. 
There’s always a kid who can take everything straight to Topic Number One.
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If only the T in his fireworks display had malfunctioned and not gone off.
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I drive by them and shake my head every time. “Who DOES this?” I ask myself.
ETA: (I love it when our gang here is in a silly, giddy frame of mind!)
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