AP just called it for Trump.
Democracy … has spoken.
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It’s been a nail-biter from start to a minute and a half.
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Recently, or when she was dating Gavin Newsom?
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I remember how tedious this was with the speeches when I caucused in Iowa. We are not talking about gifted orators, just weirdos with enough clout in a precinct to pimp for a 2% candidate.
Yay, Johnson County! Highly recommended as a stop on anyone’s tour of Iowa.
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Iowa is the 18th flattest state.
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Dare we ask who you caucused for?
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Sometime before she started dating Jr. When David Bowie is bored of your blowjobs, Mick Woodmansey is always there to let you continue hanging around.
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The nominee.
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Nice legal non answer answer! Your legal training pays off.
Go Hawkeyes!
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Low turnout, even for the cold weather of a low-turnout event. Just one datapoint, but not nothing.
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Already called by AP, which has been quietly in the tank for the Right, and the rest follow suit.
I smell a rat.
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And Haley has busted past Satan.
Better than West Iowa solely because the food is adequately spiced.
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While that is true, you might enjoy a bike ride in the hills of Northeast Iowa.
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Pig to human ratio in Iowa - 8:1.
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I tend to think of Western Iowa as Eastern Nebraska
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With her face she needs to be hanging around abandoned amusement parks frightening dogs and stoners.
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And that pig shit smells like money
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