Trump Defends Supporters’ Deranged ‘Hang Pence’ Chants

No, just Mike Pence.

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Then he and Eric Clapton and Van Morrison need to have a frank discussion.

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Correct. Wikipedia says only two people have ever been charged under the Logan Act, and neither was convicted. But I’ve never heard of an ex-president doing anything near to this. This needs to be squelched.

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A lot of Cinnabons and Hagen-Dazs under the bridge, there.

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No “doubt” about it. Biden has been cleaning up FatAss’s messes overseas from the day Joe was elected. And Grenell was one of FatAss’s biggest messes, with intent, because FatAss was mad that Merkel rolled her eyes and smirked.

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Zappa declined. “They’ve always famously been assholes, why would want to talk to them?”

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Do not abate your aerobic function.

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Who was he referring to?

He must REALLY hate melanoma then.

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Just making a funny… but it’s not news Clapton and Morrison are asholes. Been known for decades

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Generally ex-presidents follow a kind of decorum. Stay in the background and stay on the right side of the law because they apply when one is out of office. Not so trump. He cannot behave. The asshat must be loud, bellicose and a jerk and most of all a criminal for ignoring laws that are inconvenient to him.

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It just sounded like something Zappa might have said. I guess that “god” has descended from his Astral heights.

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Certainly not worth getting cyanotic over.

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BREAKING: Judge In Kyle Rittenhouse Case Reveals He Has Adopted Kyle Rittenhouse, Declares Mistrial ‘Because He’s My Son’

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As others will or have no doubt pointed out: The Logan Act has never been used to prosecute anyone, even though it’s literally one of the oldest Federal Laws on the books.

The problem is proving violation of the law, I think. Trump’s claiming on some stupid FAX that Grinnell is his Envoy Ambassador is simply a number of words strung together in something that, to the unwary, might appear to be an English sentence. Unless you could prove that the foreign government believed Grinnell actually represents the US government, it’s just cosplay, which is well protected under the First Amendment.

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Yes! The sun, especially, is a known contrarian and passive aggressive star. Can’t count on it being out.

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How does one spell SOCIOPATH? When will this insanity end? When will justice be served?

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I’m losing my faith in nihilism.

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Malaria only rolls her eyes when he’s looking in the other direction. Otherwise she plasters on her plastic fake-o mannequin grimace (see: inauguration 2017).

He’s dumb enough to think the film clips of her curling her lip at him are all fake news.

(Notice, BTW, that there are no more cries of “rescue poor Malaria”? Think those all died off with the “I don’t really care, do U” jacket. What a PR own goal that was…)

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I didn’t know Mark Pukita was running until this episode. He’s just trying to outdo the other yahoos running.

Many GOP and GOP adjacent in Ohio are backing Matt Dolan. He’s basically a mini-Rob Portman. They would like to pull a Younkin. I doubt he’ll get passed the primary, but if he does it will be interesting to see if TFG backs him.

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