One if by land.
Two if by sea.
Three if by air.
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You are obviously referring to Wilbur Ross and Orville Redenbacher.
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Well they had to have somewhere to keep their coal fired planes, right?
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“One if by sea, two if by land. What, three? Blackhawk helicopters, we’re fucked!”
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I suspect Trump was unable to coherently read the speech because 98% of his addled brain was dedicated to worrying about how his hair looked in the rain.
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Helicopters don’t need airports. Duh.
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Russia had some fun, too.
Nothing like being made a laughingstock, Donnie. Well-respected you’re not.
Journalists on Rossiya 1′s popular “60 Minutes” TV show mocked the military equipment that will appear at the “Salute for America” on Thursday, claiming that the tanks and other armored vehicles being towed into Washington had “paint peeling off” and required “adhesive tape.”
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- Admittedly, I did not know that.
- BOO-YAAAHHHH!!!
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Didn’t the Bowling Green Massacre start in the VIP lounge.
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What do the Russians know? It was genuine " Arkansas Chrome" DUCT TAPE!
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I’m surprised he didn’t stop … repeat the line … and then say, as if he was the stable genius teaching us all, “Nobody knew that. So true, so true.”
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The Beeb is on this. Strangely, there is no mention of airports. There is a note that the baby blimp wasn’t allowed to fly.
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I understand that the 10:00AM July 4, 1776 Colonial Air flight from LaGuardia to Dulles has an ETA of 11:20AM tomorrow.
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I still think this was the most appalling part of his “speech”:
“To young Americans across our country, now is your chance to join our military and make a truly a great statement in life. … And you should do it.” — Toadglans der Hamberdlar, at the 2019 Forth o’ You Lie “SALUTE TO xMExxxx” fundraiser, in Washington, D.C.
It’s probably just me but that statement seemed to lose a wee smidge of gravitas when delivered by someone who actively never served. Then again, he was just following a long family tradition. After all his paternal Grandfather, Father, Brother, two (so far) of his 3 Sons and neither of his Daughters ever served either?
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Did they use clean coal?
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I think the Fort McHenry comment is much more egregious than the airport comment. The airport comment can be easily waved off as just confused misspeaking. The Fort McHenry comment shows us a President without even a basic understanding of our history and how we came to have our National Anthem. That not only he but all of his minions do not know it’s history or feel it is even worth fact checking should shake us to our core.
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Yes, the airports. This led to the famous joke from George Washington, “I just flew over the Delaware River into Trenton, and boy are my arms tired.”
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I guess the Idiot-in-Chief couldn’t get his Adderall supply due to the holiday.
Casler declares, “He’s a speed freak. He crushes up his Adderall and he sniffs it, ’cause he can’t read, so he gets really nervous when he has to read cue cards. I’m not kidding. This is true. I had a 24-page NDA, nondisclosure agreement. I didn’t know then he was becoming president. Now it’s, no way, dumb [redacted]. I’m telling you everything I know. So he gets nervous and he crushes up these pills and that’s why he’s sniffing when you see him in debates and when you see him reading. It’s why he’s tweeting, you know, it’s like he’s out of his mind.”
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Yes, because of the slowness of the cocktail waitress and bartender
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He conflated the winter at Valley Forge with Yorktown, which was something like 4 years apart, and then fast forwarded to the War of 1812. I don’t recall any references to the Declaration of Independence or the values underpinning it, probably because it would’ve read to him like an impeachment article.
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