https://twitter.com/AndrewFeinberg/status/1319399651825623040
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My plan for guarding my tv is to watch the debate vicariously through the TPM comments. I canât stand to hear his voice. Now, if he falls down and writhes on the ground, I guess Iâll switch from Big Bang Theory to Maddow.
P.S., thank you for taking the hit for me.
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Impotus is what he is.
Ow Lawdy! Bring mâ maâ smellinâ salts!
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Try every 4th one, you might get through the night without alcohol poisoning.
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âŚthis would be what he will bring⌠in case when they shut his mic off.
FIFY.
Itâs going to happen. Bring your abacus. You wonât be able to keep count of how many times his mic gets cut without it.
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If the shitpumpkin utters a coherent phrase I drink. Keeps me from even opening a bottle.
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So naive!
The Burisma Timetraveltron 4000â˘
Duh.
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Just went to video on TPM page. âMust use YouTubeâ.
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I thought they were going to block the mic during the first part of an answer. In your plan Mikeâs not blocked.
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Remember how candidates used to write notes while their opponent spoke?
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âNBC Political Analyst Hugh Hewitt.â
Drink!
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Fifty bucks says Trump couldnât find Burisma on a globe : - )
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Could they let Ghislaine out for the night?
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I like how âtucks in his shirtâ is shaping up to be the new âhiking the Appalachian Trail.â
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That was back when the Republican ones had opposable thumbs.
(Try holding a pen with flippers.)
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He wonât, but i really, really, really, really wish Biden would roll up his sleeves and talk about Ivanka.
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Nice! What a great show that was â are used to get up on Saturday mornings when I was in college to watch Pee-weeâs Playhouse which was no mean feat I tellya
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Or a complete non-digressive sentence
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