“Under our administration, Russia respected America,” Trump continued.
Under his administration, Trump was doing Putin’s work for him so Putin didn’t need to invade any countries.
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Can we just skip whatever oozes from his orifice, and know it’s gonna be some variant of, “Everything is about me. Have I mentioned myself lately? Also, me.”
Clearly, if he was in office, we’d be in a nuclear war by now.
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Part of me wishes I could buy one of those as a souvenir.
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All of this because of a coddled psychopath’s inability to face rejection.
Perhaps I can help. Try this mantra:
“I gave it my best try, but she shot me down.
She just wasn’t that into me.
There’s other fish in the sea.”
Repeat as necessary.
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What is truly appalling is the GOP is still following this clown. How stupid do you have to be to follow someone as far past his sell date as Trump. The American oligarchs who run the GOP and most of their senators and representatives must be deeply in Putin’s pocket.
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“I stand as the only president of the 21st century on whose watch Russia did not invade another country.”
Well, yeah, though he invited them into the USA.
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For so long one of the great hypothetical debates has been - if Trump were to be sent to jail … would Secret Service Agents have to be behind bars with him?
Now that debate has to take up the question
… will Secret Service Agents have to be on the “inside” … if Trump devolves his way into permenant incarceration in the locked ward of a secured psychiatric institution?
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Curious as to what it says in the scroll under Putin.
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Me too!
The scroll says “Putin is a dickhead.”
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Some day it will come out that Trump has been a Russian agent for 30 years. I don’t see a better explanation for his willingness to stand up in favor of the enemy of our country.
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Watch Trump’s remarks below:
No can do. Just had breakfast and I want it to stay down.
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WHO CARES!!!
Nobody gives a damn about what Trump thinks, says or does.
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Under Trump, Putin invaded America!
That’s exactly what happened.
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Putin and I are total bros, man, we work so well together, his invasion is genius. And also, I have nothing to do with Russia, nothing, nothing, and only the crazed libs would ever dream that Russia might have an interest in supporting me.
See, Winston? Simple.
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It was Stormy’s infectious smile 
that drew him in.
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no need to nuke 'em
45 would’ve said have at it and be my guest
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All purpose excuse:
Can’t find his really long red tie? Rigged election.
His golf cart won’t start? Rigged election.
Only one scoop of ice cream at dinner? Rigged election.
Only a few guests are Mar-a-Lago? Rigged election.
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And “I am a Billionaire!”
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And because of the rigged election the strawberries are missing!
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Double groan…
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