Trump has whined about “chain migration” and “anchor babies” … Welp it is well known that trump brags about his dad being born in Germany (he wasn’t). His sainted mum was born in Scotland (true) so… if they both were immigrants what does that make the trump siblings? ANCHOR BABIES!!!
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I posted this one in the WAR thread, originally seen in a NatLamp from early 70’s, but it seems to be coming more and more relevant - Donnie Moscow is just getting nuttier than an almond orchard.
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Better to use a paintball gun with indelible ink! A real gun even aimed their way let alone fired would have you jailed. Besides, the paint gun stuff is cool!
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This is probably true for everything except gun control and (probably) abortion. It’s been well documented that a majority of those who hated ObamaCare were very much in favor of the provisions in the Affordable Care Act when those provisions were queried without mentioning ObamaCare in the questionaire.
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Yep. And the staff closes his umbrella and puts it away for him because it is too complicated for him to do so.
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If Josh Marshall is looking for concrete examples of what to cover and what not to cover, here is an example of the latter.
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Jesus Frigging Christ. I simply cannot
fucking
deal with this this morning. This guy is the frigging President of the United States. Jesus H. Christ times infinity. I gotta get off the web right now. Peace Out.
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He also is not 6’3". His prior “physicals” show him at 6’1" (with tall heels.)
So, in the last two years, he has somehow grown 2 inches and lost 20 pounds? At 73 years old?
Really?!?!?!
Everybody knows you SHRINK as you get older due to compression of the cartilage between the bones in your spine. NOBODY GROWS after 45. NOBODY (unless they have a severe pituitary disease, which usually kills them young anyway.)
Just more bullshit from the Trump campaign to puff up his image. We are fast approaching “Dear Leader” territory now with Cheatolini and his mindless worshipers.
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Excellent idea. It’s like those who loved the Affordable Care Act but despised Obamacare.
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What is most appalling is that we’re not appalled by a president being a mean nasty SOB and using the podium to mock and shame people. This isn’t normal. At least it shouldn’t be. But we are so accustomed to this kind of attack and everyone is commenting on Trump being fat or misidentifying the speaker.
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Instead, direct that rage to registering voters and getting them to vote. 
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I think we can persuade him to do
The famous fat boy dance for you
Give me half a chance
I just know you’ll like my fat boy’s dance
Davy the fat boy, Davy the fat boy
Isn’t he
Isn’t he round?
h/t Randy Newman 
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Preshitident Skanky-Manslut’s presidency is so hideous and grotesque that ordinarily, it would be funny in middle schoolyard comeback sense. Unfortunately, everyone’s future hinges on this psychopath.
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Fat, Trump-supporting and stupid is not way to go through life, son.
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I think Trump was born in Kenya. I have my people there looking into it and you won’t believe what they’re finding…
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According to the Associated Press, as they were led out, a man wearing a “Trump 2020” shirt shook his fist in support of the President.
Fake nooze!
AND the guy can tell himself that he was against THEM and he can of course understand the President saying something about one of THEM.
He is ‘honored’ to be caught in the crossfire!