Todd Blanche Is Learning From Bondi's Mistakes

That’s what the Dotard calls ‘tough on crime’. :roll_eyes: :roll_eyes: :roll_eyes: :roll_eyes:

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And shockingly, a huge portion of the dropped cases were fraud prosecutions. Weird.

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“I will say, ‘thank ​you very much, I love you, sir.'”

Not in a homosexual way, but in a tears-in-his-eyes, blubbery, snot dribbling down, manly kind of way.

“I viewed that as a picture of me being a doctor"

Donald Trump lies all the time about everything, especially religion, to everyone. He’s also quite stupid.

the greater Proud Boy community already hope that it’s a signal for something more

Namely, cash. Your cash, my cash, and lots of it.

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Yes. Punishment must be swift, thorough and enduring. These people must be banned from holding office or serving in the federal govt. in any capacity(aside from possibly trusty at a federal pen.) It’s all too clear now what the consequences of not doing so are.

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You know, pretty much everything I know about the antichrist comes from Jack Chick comics and 8th grade English class, but I’ve been on the Trump-as-antichrist tip for years now. It doesn’t fit my personal belief system, but Trump really fits the part nicely.

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Pardon me, but for fuck sake, he has to be the goddam ANTICHRIST for these idiots to abandon him??!!?? The actual Antichrist? Really? Nothing less than the embodiment of evil? Just the worst fucking president ever won’t do?

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Blanche declined to say on Tuesday whether he wants to be nominated to the vacant attorney ⁠general ​post. He said the decision was up to Trump, and ​if the president nominated someone else and asked Blanche to leave his role in the Justice Department, “I will say, ‘thank ​you very much, I love you, sir.'”

Also, regarding the patient:

He also went on to tell CBS that he has “done more for the Catholic Church than any president in the last hundred years.”

Translation: “I gave them Dobbs so now they owe me fealty, now and forever.”

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Definitely “never.” We can undo some of the damage this disastrous regime has inflicted, but even if we could undo all of it, things would – and should! – still be different, because now we know things that we didn’t before.

To use an analogy to cybersecurity, imperfect as all analogies are, suppose you are the victim of a ransomware attack. But, because you had a good backup strategy in place (which I hope everyone does), you can restore the system to the state before the attack. Recovery!

Except that you have now restored the system to a state in which it was vulnerable to an attack. So you need to restore, yes, but then you need to apply patches, tighten security policies, and whatever else you need to do to prevent the attack from recurring, at least in the way it did.

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The even more alarming part is that even that isn’t going to do it for some of those deluded fools.

“Sure, he may be the Spawn of Satan, but thanks to him, I get to make jokes about them brown folks again.”

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Orban and Italy are dead to Mad King Trump.

“Orbán was my friend. These weren’t my elections, but he was my friend, a good man. He handled the immigration issue well. He didn’t let people come in and destroy his country, like Italy did.”

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Whoever is right about the Arkansas “Doordash Grandma” controversy, Sharon Simmons did testify before Congress on the Tax on Tips issue, and seems to have a shifting abode. From Nevada, but originally happened to be from Ways and Means Chairman Jason Smith’s 8th district in Missouri (which borders Arkansas ) except when actually from Arkansas. All these places seem far from the White House. Putin keeps a stable of people to play everyday Russians in various roles, and it is not implausible that Trump does the same. It’s reality tv all the way down.

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Blondi (Hitler’s dog) was a flunky. Blanche (French for ‘White’) is an actual Nazi.

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The must be jailed.

The president is sticking to his story that he thought the AI-generated painting of him as Jesus Christ that he shared on Truth Social was depicting him as a doctor. He also insulted some of the people who were offended by the post. When CBS News asked him why he deleted the image, he said he did so to clear up any confusion.

As some late night guy said, if I was in an emergency room and some guy showed up with glowing orbs in his hands dressed in robes with red shashes looking like a Jesus figure I would conclude I had died.

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I initially misread the first sentence as referring to, “…deluded tools.”

And it still works.

Italy was destroyed?

Why didn’t I get the memo? What does this mean for my team members who live and work there?

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of course
Trump’s pick for the next Fed chair is worth over $100 million and married to a billionaire

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They think moving the goalposts to Hell will be far enough this time.

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We’re here because Merrick Garland was a fucking coward. I said it in 2021 when he shit himself rather than even investigate Diaper Don. Now everyone is saying it, except for the obedient chorus of corporate Democrats on this site. Tell us all again how we “don’t know how the DOJ works.” Can’t wait to hear this recycled bullshit.