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I assume Bibi and Putin. Shouldn’t Felon47 be a third.

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I had thought, and still believe, that most federal prosecutors have resigned due to moral concerns and reasons of conscience, but it could also be they don’t want cases that are surefire losers on their record.

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Just wondering, how long 'til frost bite sets in?

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Probably earned some ICE agent an ICE challenge coin, or maybe even a bonus.

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“ICE received $75 billion in the One Big Beautiful Bill Act. In the event of a lapse in funding, ICE would be able to sustain regular operations for multiple years”

So, what you’re saying is that you gave ICE too much money? So we should… give them more?

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(BTW, I’m extremely skeptical of the existence of such a weapon)

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And obviously, no one would know better than the Germans. It would be like have the Vatican Swiss Guards approve of your attire to a Medieval Fair…

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They store it at the end of the Tariff Shelf, next to the completely invisible fighters and bombers staff members keep bumping in to.

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Also from Shipwreck,

No doubt his shelter is located under a “Grand Islamic Ballroom.”

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It’s a big reason why the 20th century was an American century. Since Russia is making the same mistake, the 21th century will likely belong to China and the EU.

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Um..the very reason Carney made a deal with China as well as other nations is because of Trump’s tariffs and his extremely erratic, chaotic, and nonsensical, often contradictory, impulses regarding the economy. Thanks for proving him right, you f’n lunatic.

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Begun the Troll Wars have.

Also President Xi is purging his military, ostensibly owing to corruption, but it goes further than that. Basically Xi is taking personal charge of the PLA (I mean, Trump, yeah?). I wouldn’t be surprised to see some Taiwan action before the year is out.

Both Olga and Shipwreck cover this.

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ralph_vonholst
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the Guardian – 23 Jan 26

German media likens US border patrol official’s coat to ‘Nazi look’
Gregory Bovino’s outwear choice prompts German commentators to compare it to fascist aesthetic
… … … … ..

Gee who’d a thought that?

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Since Danish TACO was on the menu at Davos this week, he’s going to direct his tiny mushroom dick energy at Iran again?

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Maybe?

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On first glance I thought it was Bovino in the middle
Get those folks some warm clothes!!!

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So is that Hegseth with his Prom Penguin?

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I think the befuddled old man is confused again. That’s actually the Secret Service’s code name for him.

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Shades of back in the day, when the Christians moved in and conquered Al-Andalus, the Moslem kingdom in Spain where all religious faiths were welcome and where what was later called “the Renaissance” was already in progress. Although it didn’t count until the Christians were doing it.

Historians, feel free to correct me.

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