The Wannabe Influencer Who Runs the FBI: 'I Don't Read'

License to retaliate is not part of normal law enforcement procedure as I came to understand it.
Exercising it is a crime.

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Official account on Twitter, hasn’t posted since Xmas.

Leni Riefenstahl was not available for comment.

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It sounds like they’re saying we should all let him to to us what he wants so his mind is free to think of other things to do to us.

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Yep. The C-suite types have absolutely no idea WTF is going on.

As ever.

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“I am a princess from a Nigerian oil family. A mutual acquaintance identified you as a reliable person of discretion…”

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Reminder to all of the right wing big money folks to buy up tickets so the sales don’t look like crap.

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So much cortisol and so little intelligence.

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Dukakis in the tank moment.

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Melania! when the post nups fell.

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Those aren’t ‘the rubes’. Those are paid operatives working to foment chaos.

He’s the rube, in this case.

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My European based multinational employer is starting in with the “if you don’t employ AI, you’ll be left behind” rhetoric. Me, I’m just counting the years until retirement.

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And butch?!? :smirking_face:

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Carney makes Donnie look like the chucklehead he is.
ETA:

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Dear JD;

I personally found great meaning in helping to lead an organization of over 10,000 people. Every day, my efforts—both direct and indirect—were 100% about taking care of our people. That is where meaning is found: in service to others. And it was 100% done in front of a computer screen.

Fuck Off.

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You can find great meaning if you dedicate yourself to getting your children vaccinated.

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Ok, that at least improves on the one from yesterday, since we know Putin, Bibi, and Joffrey would all be on stage with their idiot puppet…

But only those three.

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Bovino makes Barney Fife look like Sgt. Rock.

Many people are saying he employs an aide to carry around a milk crate for him to stand on.

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Friedman in the Think Tank Moment.

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