The New White House Bro Briefing

Oh yes, it’s real.

Brainworm Boy better learn to choke down those Big Macs and keep smiling

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Adult day care for Alex Jones.

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With front row seating for Gateway Pundit Dim Jim Hoft?

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I think the MAGA motto gets truncated a lot. The full quote is actually

fuck your feelings. My feelings are delicate as a baby hummingbird and must be protected at all costs

[full disclosure, stole that line from someone on the internet]

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“If the New York Times has lied, they’ve been averse to everything, they’re functioning as the marketing arm to the Democrat Party, why not open it up to people who have larger viewerships, stronger followings?”

Sulzberger getting knifed in the back for the fawning coverage of Trump feels like karma.

Also, those briefings provide zero value even if a Democrat is in office. With Trump they only served as a launching pad for lies. Kick out the traditional media, please. Better yet cancel them altogether. None of the traditional news media are capable of covering our politics. Trump is just doing all of us a favor by running them into the ground.

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Don’t think there will be much news being made in the WH Press room. News is going to flow from the impact of Trump’s policies on different sectors. Real world results of his idiocracy should be exposed and catalogued and shoved down people’s throats. Make them understand the consequences of the election. No bullshit tap dancing around this mess.

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Now that that problem is magically solved. we don’t need to allicate more money , Right?

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A never-ending stream of absolute bullshit. I’m really looking forward to the next four years.

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RFK Jr. attacked the CDC’s ‘fascism’, likened vaccinating children to abuse by the Catholic Church OR the trump cabinet

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Hapy Thanksgiving All. Don’t forget the lime Jello with stuff floating in it.

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the new press briefing

There won’t be press briefings. Just a roomful of co-conspirators.

That said, this lie is good for getting lots and lots of media attention. (“Have you heard?”)

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Oh, I don’t know–I see a child abuser.

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Such a bullshitter our Dear DonOLD is.

Although Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo released a statement both addressing migrant caravans and the tariff proposals, she did not pledge or declare to end caravans as a result of the plans.
“Dear President-elect Donald Trump, I am writing to you regarding your statement on Monday, November 25, concerning migration, fentanyl trafficking, and tariffs,” Sheinbaum said.

"You may not be aware that Mexico has developed a comprehensive policy to assist migrants from different parts of the world who cross our territory en route to the southern border of the United States.

"As a result, and according to data from your country’s Customs and Border Protection (CBP), encounters at the Mexico–United States border have decreased by 75% between December 2023 and November 2024.

“Moreover, half of those who arrive do so through a legally scheduled appointment under the United States’ CBP One program. For these reasons, migrant caravans no longer arrive at the border.”

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So this scheme to bring in “social media influencers into the White House Press briefing room” has a lot of teeny tiny details left out. Like why would a podcaster want to leave their own studio to sit and have a WH Spokesperson tell them something that they can watch from home? Will DonOLD decide to ban C-Span?

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Thanks, Joe Biden.

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It’s unfortunate we have to depend on the Mexican President for news about us.

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“… our Country will soon be respected…”

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The Bogeyman has thirteen heads
Thirteen heads and thirteen hands
The first head’s mouth holds twisted lies
Lies that twist the hearts of man
The second head thinks of naught but greed
Greed that wants for all that’s grand
The third head sings songs of the deeps
The deeps that rise to drown the land
The fourth head shrieks in bloody rage
Rage too many wars have fanned
The fifth head is a stump of rot
Rot spreading plague shan’t be withstand
The sixth’s head breath brings winter’s frost
And frost-bit crops 'pon viney strand
The seventh head’s teeth rend and gnash
Gnash on your bones in dark woodlands
The eighth head whispers vile curses
Curses your soul to Hell, damned
The ninth head tells secrets of your death
Death in the dark, just as planned
The tenth head burns and blazes black
Black as your bones in desert sands
The eleventh head trades 'way your pain
More pain’s the price the knives demand
The twelfth head’s eye, it watches all
All the little gears follow its commands
The thirteenth head’s a glowing grin
A grin, a laugh, and a gnarled hand

The Bogeyman has thirteen heads
Thirteen heads and thirteen hands

Half of us are still afraid of the Boogeyman. So we voted for him to be President.

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Shocking I know
Free article
Donald Trump, Mexico’s President Claudia Sheinbaum disagree over migration deal details after call - Washington Times

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