The Historic Self-Own of Trump's Iran Misadventure

So the Marines are being sent to the Persian Gulf because, because, because- DonOLD thinks it makes him look manly?

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Napoleon’s invasion of Russia and the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor would like a word.

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There’s a reason for the war on science.

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“We have created a new award”
–Republicans

At taxpayer’s expense.

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Delusional

They now have a chance to make a deal."

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And when I say military targets, I mean we have been occasionally hitting some particularly vicious schoolgirls.

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That may be the only positive thing that happens because of our invasion of Iran. People are going to find ways to avoid having to buy gas and oil.

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And who is the leader in EVs, solar panels, and wind generation?

They call themselves 中国

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Trump is having his second round robin praise session (cabinet meeting) of the year, where he said this about the state of the war. NYT liveblog:

On Iran, Trump reiterated his talking points about U.S. military successes, particularly that the war was “ahead of schedule,” and his complaints about allies not joining the war effort. He also continued to assert that Iran was “defeated” and its military capabilities were “obliterated,” and he pushed back against reports that Iran was not interested in negotiating a cease-fire with the United States.

“They’ll tell you, ‘we’re not negotiating,’” he said. “Of course, they’re negotiating. They’ve been obliterated.” He added that Iranians still had a chance to abandon their nuclear ambitions, but “in the meantime, we’ll just keep blowing them away, unimpeded, unstopped.”

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He would have gotten his ass kicked repeatedly until he learned to shut the fuck up.

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Jaysus.

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That is also seven more checkmarks in favor of the Nobel Peace Prize since hehas ended the war seven times by definition. He is building his resume.

Where is that poor woman who gave him her Nobel?

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A new hat?

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Does Mikey J also hand out gold star stickers to every good boy?

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Because it’s hard to threaten ‘boots on the ground’ when the nearest boots are weeks away? Because no one told him that the actual number of boots relative to the task actually matters?

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How many US service men and women have been killed and wounded?

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I just assumed a couple of days ago that information is now highly classified.

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He’s quite mad you know.

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Well, well…the good news just keeps rolling in!!! :roll_eyes: :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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