The Absurdity At The Heart Of Trump’s Historic Criminal Trial

Guess Alina Habba is going to sit this one out. From Norm Eisen,

Ok here’s the counsel table lineup for this morning from L to R as the judge will see em

DA: Hoffinger/Colangelo/Steinglass

Defense: Blanche/Trump/Bove/Necheles

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Add most of my relatives–brainwashed Jesusbots who slobber over the ground Trump walks on.

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Tree removal is profitable. He’ll be fine

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That may come up when Stormy Daniels testifies!

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The check for being at her husband’s side didn’t clear yet.

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And, of course, when he’s old, infirm, and penniless, we the taxpayers are gonna be on the hook for his medical care and basic sustenance. Because you know damn well that “rugged individualism” only lasts until they need help themselves.

Although it is Oklahoma, so it’s not like he’s gonna get much.

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Maybe Alina is doing the commentary on Faux Noise.

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She’s rarely with him and probably sees this as part of her exit plan.

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I mean if we go back to 2016, this “scandal” frightened Donnie so much that he shelled out good :money_with_wings: to try and hide it.

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He’s asking the wrong people.

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Yes! The MAGAts need to lose it all now, so they have nothing left to give in September.

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But I can imagine a scenario where he is cleared and, thereby, vindicated.

This is really a tough scenario because the opportunity to fail is pretty significant.

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We have us a winner!!!
Well done!!

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Oh it happened she just got left behind.

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Nice.

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My condolences. I hope he brought extra large nose plugs for the smell.

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Could be but she’s been pretty scarce lately. Maybe she’s working on the appeal?

I thought Bragg won as he got a major army base named after him? /S

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Well it’s just like Donnie to forget the main event to cause peace, love, and harmony was that this needed to happen when the Moon was in the 7th House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars. The man always gets the important parts wrong.

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You’re 100% right. She deserves some respect, refusing to be the supportive doormat wife to a sleezy husband who deserves zero supportive. The way it should be.

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