(I’m not one to start rumors or anything but…) Could Djokovic be the child Melania had as a teenager and gave up for adoption before fleeing to the West? Hmmmm…
To:
Agents Cleare and Troy
Troy, please apologize to Cleare for the use of foul language. You have worked so long and well together, we hate to see such an effective pair in conflict with one another.
Cleare, although it is important that operatives keep their residence/location a secret, please stop disparaging your accommodations, as I happen to know you are in _______'s top hotel, and occupy the suite above Troy’s.
We all know his favorite cover is that of aging roue - then let him hang out with Eurotrash. A look in the mirror will reveal that you, Cleare, still carry the charms of youth on your visage, while that of Troy’s is…shall we say…indicative of too many late nights and too much Veuve Clicquot.
Yes, Troy, you can have too much champagne. As Accounting has informed me after seeing that particular line item on your expense account.
The pictures have already shown up in Vanity Fair and there’s nothing we can do about them.
Next time, leave the Roumanian escorts to your marks, and we won’t have so much trouble.
If this continues to be a problem, please feel free to meet with me in the Davos office.
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