“We want everyone to understand that these holiday celebrations can be superspreader events, so we want them to be smart and we want them to be as small as possible,”
Along with the taxonomy of temperate forest soil fungi, one of my specialties is math. Let me help you out there, Jerome:
In this case, “as small as possible” = zero. Zero people is the smallest possible holiday celebration, as well as an excellent way to prevent superspreader events. Smash that subscribe button and you might win a paperback (or Kindle, your choice!) copy of my latest book: How To Count Physical Objects, Including People And Most Animals.
Stephanie Grisham, Trump’s chief of staff, told TPM in an emailed statement that the White House will be providing “the safest environment possible” for party attendees by having “smaller” guest lists, requiring masks, and other measures.
It’s easier to have small parties now because who wants to be at a party given by the Lame Ducks?
I used to give her a free pass because she didn’t really want to be First Lady.
Then it was a partial pass because she is overwhelmed.
Now I see she chooses to be arrogant, unaware and useless.
Stephanie Grisham, Trump’s chief of staff, told TPM in an emailed statement that the White House will be providing “the safest environment possible” for party attendees by having “smaller” guest lists, requiring masks, and other measures.
OK that is not in fact the safest environment possible. The safest environment possible is when you stay. the. fuck. at. home.
Well, maybe if Hallmark would agree to fund some sort of uplifting holiday-themed entertainment event in some mass medium that could be watched in the SAFETY of one’s HOME that could be a way. I don’t know, just kind of spitballing here.
Be careful. There are a lot of motherfuckers out there who would be offended to be grouped in with this worthless bunch of low life deplorable motherfuckers. Every group has a class distinction - even motherfuckers.
Not only has Trump and his crew murdered thousands of Americans, they’ve doomed many others to what might end up being a life-changing chronic syndrome. And yet, they keep refusing to wear masks. SMH.
