State GOPers Craft Wild Gambits To Wriggle Out Of Fed Gun Control Measures | Talking Points Memo

That concept is at the heart of SB 528, White’s bill to create the volunteer “minutemen” force in Missouri. Crucially, according to the bill text, minutemen firearms “shall be property of the state for purposes of sovereignty and jurisdiction in matters of judicial, taxation, and police powers exercised by the state while a member of the minutemen.”

So as for taxation this means that White wants to do away with the sales tax on buying a "state property gun, and I assume that ammunition would also become tax free.
Then there’s the accounting and inspection of state property. Will we in MO have to pay somebody(s) to go around and check that the state property gun is in good working order and accounted for?
And this police powers, is White trying to make all gun owners in the state of MO a peace officer? Will the taxpayers have to provide health insurance and other benefits that other state employees enjoy? And I do believe that local LEO have to periodically demonstrate the ability to handle a firearm properly.
White seems to think that he’s too clever by half.

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I think it’s one of those brain-exploder things. Either criming with your government owned gun is part of your duties as a militia member, in which case the whole state government becomes a criminal conspiracy (OK, maybe not the whole state government), or it’s outside your responsibilities, in which case the state militia needs to throw you out (and no, they can’t subcontract you to store their weapons for them). If they don’t throw you out, then they’ve got civil liability out the wazoo. Or at least that’s my quick IANAL take.

Also, if any of those weapons goes missing, is the “militia member” responsible for the government property that they’ve lost? To avoid federal oversight, would the militia membership have to be a state secret, known only to the governor and selected aides? How would it be called out, and under whose authority would militia members be? (E.g., if the state police are at a scene where there’s a “militia member” present, can they give that person orders and expect to be obeyed? What kinds of orders?) All of these things are utter lawyer-employment ratholes. Or would be if these laws were being proposed as anything but complete insane flailing.

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It’s called term limits, all a candidate for MO lege has to display is their MO GOP card.

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And they didn’t even think to provide popcorn, those bastards.

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Tax cuts for the wealthy and white supremacy.

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Well we couldn’t pass the conceal carry course, which is why we did away with it.

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Good answer.

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This is exactly the type of tactic ammosexuals would readily embrace. It’d make 'em feel important (pronounced “im-PO-tent”). Who knows? Maybe they could all get membership card and a badge decal.

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Question…
Can a private individual sell publicly owned state property?
Would gun shows become illegal?

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Every day, these guys find something to make Jethro Bodine look like a frickin’ genius.

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Had to add my thought… hope ya don’t mind

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nope
And while we’re sharing here, I’d like to dedicate this to all the Trumpiest Trumpers that ever tried to Trump.
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(somebody posted this awhile a go, and it just fits)

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Oops, White didn’t think of that.
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Sen. Bill White
his district is SW MO and includes Joplin. The man is a damn lawyer and a Marine vet.

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I want a stack of this cards and trump’s Mar-a-Lago address.

And may I add this… for alla those trumpers trying to out do trump in the media by having their way with underage girls…

rat's ass

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I’ve been expecting for many years that red states would eventually notice and try to use the “well regulated militia” part of the second amendment. Not sure an “unorganized” milita will pass muster.
Pun intended.

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So is logical consistency.

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That’s okay, most of them are better off with extra holes in their heads, too.

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An unorganized militia member, at their own expense, would be able to possess all firearms “that could be legally acquired or possessed by a South Carolina citizen as of December 31, 2020,” according to the bill text.

Next up - a labor rights bill backdated to the day before the 13th amendment was adopted.

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It’s allowed if it’s done to own the libs.

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