Sondland Confirms Public Announcement Was More Crucial Than Actual Probes

[slimjim33]

If actual investigations were needed, the request would have gone through established diplomatic channels and the Ukrainians would be working quietly with the FBI.

[docmoore]

Shorter headline:

"Sondland: I’m Not Going To Jail For This Buffoon"

[bikerdad]

Yes, Sondland the lovable doofus even corrected Rep. Schiff on that point: Trump didn’t actually care whether or not they even did the investigations, they just had to make a public announcement. Gee, I wonder why?

Butter emailz 2.0.

[slimjim33]

"Sondland Dumps Trump"

[meri]

You won today’s internet!

[lanabill]

Breaking: Lindsey has requested a vacation at Gitmo, in a soundproof room with death metal blaring 24/7.

[commiedearest]

Let’s cast “All the President*'s Crimes.”

I’ll start. Gordon Sondland

[docmoore]

Max Schreck as The “Honorable” Rudolph Giuliani.

[docmoore]

TruDumpLand

(an ode to the southern Thanksgiving abomination, the TerDuckIn)