Something No One Asked For: Sean Spicer’s On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

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He was the worst Press Secretary in history, but lost even that title to Sarah Huckabee Sanders

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Never heard of any of them.

Good luck Sean. I am sure that you will dance as awkwardly and badly as most straight white men.

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How did you manage to get advance footage?

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I actually knew that but was ashamed to admit it.

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More like Z-list.

Spicey will fit right in—as the turd in the punch bowl, which is a role he has already practiced to perfection.

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i know who Lamar Odom (he’s an ex Laker) is, I’m a Celtics fan and I’m going to use today’s announcement to dunk on my Laker friends.

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Trumpian version of failing upwards.

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re: odom

This is a great day for Celtics fans.

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I guess there aren’t any football fans here, because Ray Lewis was probably the best middle linebacker of all time. He was also involved in a murder case but plead guilty only to obstruction of justice. That’s a plea Spicer might end up taking also…

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For SHS I would reconnect my cable TV after 3 years of abstaining.

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I dunno. Christy Brinkley’s a pretty hot commodity nowadays. I’m surprised that she has time to take a break from making those home gym commercials with Chuck Norris.

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Really, TPM? Something no one asked for, indeed.

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DWTS has been a image scrubbing vehicle for several low-life political douchebags.

I feel more justified than ever for ignoring that trash.

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Current Trump staffers take note of Spicer’s current activities — this is the fate that awaits you.

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Oh lord, that’s quite the image.

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The clever programming executive would have put him on The Apprentice, maybe as the new boss…

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Spicer will play the role of the “star” in the show…

That is a deep cut

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Please please.
Make his partner the SNL podium, please please…

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Are they going to play this music while Sean does the Funky Chicken?

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Let’s remember that, the inevitable revival of Melissa McCarthy’s spot-on and hilarious SNL imitation notwithstanding, Spicer lied about everything from the Holocaust to the Inauguration crowds from the podium of the WH press room. He should be shunned, not mocked or normalized.

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