I say give him the Mar-a-Lago treatment. Makes those gals look more masculine, might just work on him.
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True dat. And sadly he is exactly that. A 45 year old body with a mindset and emotional maturity of a 12 year old pre-teen. No military experience greater then a platoon leader, flagged as an inside threat for association with white supremacist groups, and unable to hold a civilian job outside of wingnut welfare due to financial mismanagement, sexist behavior and chronic alcoholism.
An incompetent drunken fool in charge of the most powerful military in human history. FSM have mercy on our country.
https://thehill.com/opinion/national-security/5651302-trump-pentagon-chaos-defense/
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Whats unflattering about the photos… he looks like the asshole he is.
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I agree, but I will not be holding my breath. Trump tells his minions not to worry because he will pardon them for anything illegal they did on his behalf.
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Hegseth is a SNL skit waiting to happen!! No, wait!!
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There is a simple explanation to Hegseth’s behavior: He is an unrepentant, self-righteous alcoholic.
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I did not even know that he had gone to Peru.
The more that I see from this administration, the more I want to throw down a couple pisco sours.
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Keggy McKegsbreath is starting to develop the gin blossoms indicative of a life of hard drinking. I wish him nothing but the DTs.
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He brings more Pisco in with his million dollar seafood orders.
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" I AM A WRATHFUL WARFIGHTER of infinite POWER and might! I am your WORST NIGHTMARE and will DESTROY the ENEMY of America with EXTREME PREJUDICE!!! Women can’t handle combat, so you NEED HEROES like me.
Does this suit make me look fat? Do you think my hair is all right? "
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Good thing his boss is calm and competent, or we’d be in trouble.
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TIL that “gin blossoms” is not just the name of a band from 1992.
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It’s the ugly tie.
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What could go wrong???
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I have obtained the following exclusive explanations from anonymous sources for why some of the ten photos were deemed “unflattering.”
“Prosthetic left hand attachment is visible.”
“Angry forehead pimples are visible.”
“Secretary Hegseth is seen taking a brief and well-deserved power nap.”
“Bandage covering base of injured thumb of prosthetic left hand is visible.”
“Tip of right-hand index finger is occluded by microphone, in an intentional attempt to portray Secretary Hegseth as a short-fingered vulgarian.”
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Yeah. He never heard of the saying ‘a little dab will do ya’.
Hubby added: What, is there a picture of him scratching his back end?
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He looks like himself. Maybe he should consider plastic surgery, like everyone else in the administration? I understand you get a free pair of Florsheims with every tuck!
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Hegseth looks like the in-between version on one of those extreme makeover videos where they take some homeless crackhead and give him a haircut and shave and new clothes as they help him get his life together. Hegseth is at the “just had his first haircut and shave in three years and doesn’t know how to stand in a suit” phase, but hasn’t started the “get clean and learn how to act human again” stage yet.
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