Trump: “I need someone willing to step into a position where everyone in the world will know that I am expecting them to act corruptly! Why is it so hard to find people these days!”
Aide: “They’re all already working for you, Mr. President.”
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May I suggest a girl named Nikki?
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It would be a new Ice Age in hell when you are cleared to go anywhere without our approval, comrade. So don’t get your damn hopes up…
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Shrub is good at finding things. He can show Trumpp how to reach Mission Accomplished.
We’ve all suspected a Manchurian Candidate. Now, with the lawsuit to release the translations of conversations between Donnie and Vlad, we might have proof.
Be still mah hort.
You found a nice bar in Kiev?
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Bilyy Nalyv
Khreschatyk St, 23А, Kyiv, Ukraine, 01001
+380 98 885 8744
https://maps.app.goo.gl/Gu5tsy4Y1sPZZZHT7
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I doubt he gives a shit about anything that doesn’t do him well. Ambassadors are assigned for diplomacy or espionage. in this case “the successful applicant will have considerable skills and experience in grift…”
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Do they have real American bourbon…not the counterfeit shit?
That’s a cider and apple vodka place. Delicious.