Sen. Richard Shelby Announces Retirement

The Old Guard opting to retire rather than ally themselves with a party that they no longer know let alone feel a part of.

What will remain will be a shrill voice with no focus. The Reality TV Show party instead of the Republican party.

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Sure, but it’s yet another election that the Republicans have to deal with.

There’s also always the chance of a Roy Moore Doug Jones scenario, which considering the quality of the Republican Party today, is not that far fetched a situation.

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Shelby was an old time pol. like Bob Bird who saw his job as bringing home the bacon. Heck states like Alabama live off the public trough.

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Exactly.

Incumbents rarely need as much money/attention to be elected.

I love how many fronts the Repubs will be struggling to defend for '22…and that’s after what should be a fascinatingly contentious primary season.

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Or do they just not to fuck with it.

I think it’s less a matter of principal and more a matter of just not wanting to screw with it.

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Brooks is a contender

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Matt Gaetz will drive up from the panhandle, if the Alabama state troopers don’t pull him over.

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Why wait? Avoid the rush. Retire now.

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Hasn’t been said yet in this thread, but Shelby was part of the notorious “let’s celebrate July 4th in Moscow” GOPTREASON delegation, along with Johnson and Kennedy. Wouldn’t be surprised if those other two motherfuckers ain’t looking for the parachute soon as well.

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Shelby’s 86 and doesn’t want to be in the minority.
He’ll be replaced by another RWNJ, and that will make Tubby the Tuba Alabama’s Senior Senator.

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You have a fucking way with words.

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As the Republican “Old Guard” exits stage left, the “New Fascists” Goose-Step in from stage Far-Reich.

The Republican Party is going the way of the Whigs in the 1860’s, shattering into smaller and more extreme factions, too busy attacking each other over “Purity” issues to win anything until they become irrelevant.

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Here come the Stacey Abrams jokes. I wonder when people will see how unfunny it is to watch her be talked about as a magical negro trope :roll_eyes:

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Republicans are all pretty much the same. There’s no functional difference between Shelby and Roy Moore.

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Teatroll Rosetta Stone:

“Proven conservative effective leader” = “high ranking member of the KKK”

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We should fight on every front and concede no safe ground to the enermy…

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True, but Mo Brooks’ statement about the seat will be equally ‘amazing’

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WOW - talk about your tunnel vision!

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