Sen. Loeffler Has A Weird New Ad Bragging She’s ‘More Conservative Than Attila The Hun’

But so gosh-darned funny.

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Didn’t he play left tackle for the 'dogs?

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SHE SEEMS NICE.

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Among many memorable quotes, Attila the Hun is remembered for saying of his powerful reign, “There, where I have passed, the grass will never grow gain.”

Far from the stereotype of the unwashed, uneducated barbarian, Attila was born (probably at the beginning of the fifth century A.D.) into the most powerful family north of the Danube River. His uncles, Octar and Rugila (also Ruga or Rua), jointly ruled the Hun Empire in the late 420s and early 430s.

He killed his own brother to grab absolute power for himself.

Yep, sounds like a Republican…

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I remember so fondly the heady days when The Squad ran those ads about how they were gonna eliminate the conservative scribes, and all the conservatives just shrugged it off because humor.

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“Wasn’t he that ni**er lovin’ lawyer in Tequila Mockingbird?”

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If only Sherman had been similarly motivated.

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I’d think that General William Tecumseh Sherman would still kick Attila the Huns butt.

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And rather self-defeating in the ad since the liberal scribe is the only one who can interpret the grunts.

Typical dumb conservative.

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Isn’t this the new Demon Sheep ad?

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Wut’s a tilla?

h/t Gary Johnson

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I had my doubts about this race, but if Warnock can get through the jungle primary (the GBAO poll today was reassuring of that) Loeffler has bought herself a bucketful of trouble in the Hotlanta suburbs… This is going to be a winnable seat in December.

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“And I do more insider trading than Ivan!”

“The Terrible?”

“Boesky!”

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“Eliminate the liberal”… No, no call to wage Civil War there at all.

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Republicans are really freaking weird.

I have no idea how she’s doing nor have I seen any polling, but her internals must not be so great if she’s still trying to shore up her Conservative base just forty some days from the general election. Regardless, what a freak.

ETA: Oh, she’s in a jungle primary with a Republican, who was Trump’s choice for the seat, and also a Democrat.

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She and the Qanon freak are a matched set.

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Are you sure we aren’t talking about Cronan the Future King of Albuquerque (despite his bunions), or maybe The Last Hero, Cohen the Barbarian?

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I’m arranging the FUCK OH SAKES FOR note cards in order on the podium now. He can’t begin without those.

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She and Tillis and McSally have no option left but full on Trump worship. Ernst, too. Yuck.

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Kelly Loeffler: A Low Life in High Heels

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