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Strip away the danger caused to the country by Trump’s theft of classified documents, and here is a good analogy (from a friend) of what just took place.
"I am suing you for stealing my lawn-mower" - Trump/Plaintiff
"I didn’t steal the lawn-mower. I came for MY lawn-mower, because you never returned it after “borrowing” it " - DOJ/Defendant
"Can you prove this is your lawn-mower?" - Judge Loose Cannon, to the Defendant
"Yes, here is the receipt for it, and here are 13 videos and pictures of me using it on my front yard over the past 7 years. And I have 3 witnesses who will attest under oath that it is my lawn-mower, including Ms. NARA who was with Plaintiff and I when Plaintiff borrowed it." - Defendant
"Do you have any claim to this lawn-mower?" Judge Loose Cannon, to Plaintiff
"It might be mine, it might not. We think another judge of our choosing should decide." - Plaintiff
"Very well, I shall appoint another judge to decide"
"Do you have any claim to this lawn-mower?" Judge Lovely Dearie, to Plaintiff
"It might be mine, it might not." - Plaintiff
"The Plaintiff makes no claim of ownership to the lawn-mower here in court. Plaintiff brought this suit, yet refuses to make any possessory claim to the lawn-mower" - Lawyer for Defendant
"He shouldn’t have to make any claims to the lawn-mower, as it might be used against him in a criminal trial" - Lawyer for Plaintiff
"He is a former president, and it would hurt his reputation to have to make any claim to the lawn-mower. I rule that Plaintiff never has to make any claims in court as pertains to the lawn-mower." - Binding ruling from Judge Loose Cannon
“WTH???” - DOJ/Defendant
"WTF???" - 11th Circuit - United States Court of Appeals