aka, don’t let the door smack ya, where the Good Lord cracked ya…
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“Book-banning Banshee” – that’s the BEST turn of phrase I’ve heard today!
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lololololol
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Only a matter of time before the doom and gloom of ‘what goes up, must come down’ starts up the Wurlitzer…
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“Moms for Libertines”?
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S&M ending badly because someone forgot the safe word?
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But, but didn’t it happen before during Trump’s term in office? s/
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It is all because the economy was turbo-supercharged by the TAX Cuts and Jobs Act!
Which only I could do!!!
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Nailed it!
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LOL…our handling of this thorny issue may be a TPM comment board crowning achievement…
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brilliant
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book-banning banshees
Always a sucker for some awesome alliteration.
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Pro Tip: Never choose “deeper”, “harder” or “faster” as your safeword.
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I see big changes in Bridget Ziegler’s future, a come to Jesus moment - so to speak - a fresh grift, a new girl friend.
It’s all good. /s
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Her safe word was “EXEGEEEEEEEESIS!!!”
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This seems like mostly consensual sex. The video does not bear out all the elements of the rape allegation. What Bridget and Christian Zeigler did is much milder and more religiously acceptable than what Skanky and Wanky did in the White House.
I was drinking when I read this and did a spit take. Thanks. Funniest thing all day.
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I say we put this chick and her lady friend in a ring and let them wrestle in Jello. The winner gets to be the Republican nominee for president. It’s exactly what Franklin and Jefferson would have wanted. Adams? He had a bit of a New England stick up his ass, and I say that will all the love and self-reflection I can.
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