Schiff: Trump ‘Doesn’t Give A Sh*t’ | Talking Points Memo

This is absolutely not true. Trump gives shit all over the place.

Horse.
Chicken.
Bull.
Bat.

And what do you think is in those yummy sandwiches he serves every day?

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He uses white makeup around his eyes, as we ladies “know” - to brighten and freshen!

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Well, pussyfooting does work pretty well for a cat pursuing its quarry!

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$100 says that Benedict Donald will call Schiff ‘nasty.’

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Holy moly. It’s the long lost Winter Triplet:
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Everybody better have a stash of these handy, too.

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He literally looks worse there than every corpse I’ve ever seen.

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It’s well established that he’s more indolent than most corpses. It’s a new kind of thing - somewhere between alive and zombie. I bet he smells dead too.

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He really should get beauty tips from a funeral director. It would be a huge step up.

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More likely eye protection. Didn’t Omarosa say he uses a tanning bed in the residence? Probably has one installed in Air Force One too.

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Bazinga!!

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Yeah, but I’ll bet he also uses eye brightener on those pig eyes.

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Keep up the zombie stuff, and we’ll have to talk about Trump’s base voters as “herds”.

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Exactly my thought. Vapors all around.

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I’m so hoping that Biden challenges him to some push-ups. Yep, that’s what I’ve been reduced to.

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Go full on Jack Palance - one armed pushups.

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The voice of reason stands ready:

“McConnell, the top-ranking Republican in Congress, said civility is an ‘important thing’ in a democracy. He vowed to do his part to steer political discourse away from angry tones.”

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