Santos reminds me … I was the head of Sony Music until I took a leave of absence in November. While I was there I made money Tommy Mattola and even David Geffen and Aaron Spelling could only dream of. I’ll be giving it all away shortly. Stay tuned.
@ serendpitoussomnambulist Could’ve been worse. (He wasn’t defenestrated and found on impaled on the spikes of a “security” fence. So there’s that.)
The House GQP plans to hold multiple hearings on the “corrupt Biden Administration” when they take over in '23. It will be interesting to see the smooth line of intact male bovine excrement that comes out of the mouth of Q’anon Kev and his Q’minions if Santos is indicted during this time. Party of law and order my assteroids.
The head of Russian Emergency Situations was critically injured yesterday when a big icicle fell off the roof of the Crisis Center in Moscow and hit him in the head.
Proving either that Mother Nature has a hell of a sense of humor or Putin’s guys are getting creative.
OT: Not great news but will begin a round of chemo soon. He will continue his House responsibilities and I dearly hope that R’s cooperate by masking around him and test before they meet with him.
I can’t wait for corrupt Skanky minion Judge Eileen Mercedes Cannon to assert her jurisprudence and step into this meadow muffin. She’s ready for this…
I admit that I embellished my resume slightly. I said that I worked for major Wall Street banks. The truth is that I did have lucrative contacts with banks; I was a bank robber, although, full disclosure here, I never robbed a major Wall Street bank.
I also said that I spent years as a highly decorated Homicide Detective in NYC. In fact I was a serial killer, so I did in fact have extensive contact with NYCPD Homicide, in that context.
How hard did Hunter Walker laugh as he wrote the final lines to this story?:
Santos cast his fantastical story as proof of this country’s greatness.
“If there’s any proof that the American dream was attainable: ‘Hi,’” Santos said. “I’m right here.”
The Nassau County district attorney announced that she is opening an investigation into Rep.-elect George Santos (R-N.Y.), whose surprise victory in November was quickly followed by revelations that he lied about his business experience, educational background and family ancestry.
The district attorney, Republican Anne T. Donnelly, said in a statement: “The numerous fabrications and inconsistencies associated” with Santos “are nothing short of stunning.” The residents in the congressional district “must have an honest and accountable representative in Congress” and “if a crime was committed in this county, we will prosecute it.” Donnelly’s spokesman, Brendan Brosh, said in a statement, “We are looking into the matter.”
We know where he didn’t go to school, I suppose. But where did he actually go to school? What’s his background and expertise in finance? And how well or poorly did his clients fare? So many questions.