Koch Brothers have warehouses full of their books, which these two authors* tomes will join.
*author and I use that term loosely.
I hope the Dewey Decimal system deems these books fiction.
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The index will be a site to behold.
I can’t wait to read the heartfelt forward by 45*
“This is book by girl did not know good. She worked for me.”
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Wanna take bets on the average number of lies per page?
what size font are we talking about?
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You Haven’t Read The Last Of Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Oh yes I have.
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Moll Slanders
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Moran!
for the win!
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I’m headed to Newport for a seafood lunch. I’ll send you a picture.
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Fifty Ways to Be Trump’s Liar
The problem is all inside your head, Trump said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to be my liar
He said it really is my habit to intrude
Your job’s to see that my meaning is both lost and misconstrued
So I repeat myself, knowing that I’m being crude
There must be fifty ways to be my liar, fifty ways to be my liar
Just make up a fact, Jack, remember denial, Lyle
Tell half the truth, Ruth, you just listen to me
Talk only to Fox, Rox – there’s no need discuss much
Stay away from Corps, Lor, and get yourself free
Just make up a fact, Jack, remember denial, Lyle
Tell half of the truth, Ruth, you just listen to me
Talk only to Fox, Rox – there’s no need discuss Russ
Stay away from Corps, Lor, and get yourself free
Trump said I revel so when I see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said, I appreciate that, then would you please explain about the fifty ways
He said, why don’t we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe, in the morning you’ll begin to see the light
And then he kissed me and I realized he probably was right
There must be fifty ways to be his liar, fifty ways to be his liar
Just make up a fact, Jack, remember denial, Lyle
Tell half the truth, Ruth, you just listen to me
Talk only to Fox, Rox – there’s no need to diss Vlad bad
Stay away from Corps, Lor, and get yourself free
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A comic book?
In other comedy news, a couple weeks old but funny if like me you didn’t see it yet.
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brilliant.
but also boo, because now I’ll have that song stuck in my head for the next 6 hours
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I can see the mark-down copies in the $.50 bin at Costco already.
“My Lie Massacre, by Sarah Huckabee Sanders”
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I’ve got it stuck in my head, too, but that happens to me anytime I see 50 X preposition Y.
It’s probably Paul Simon’s best earworm. The only cure I know is another earworm to replace it: I recommend Lauridsen’s Dirait On:
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Mary McCarthy’s famous quote about Lillian Hellman is apropos:
…every word she writes is a lie, including “and” and “the.
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I saw what you did there. You’ll be punished.
It will be instantly discounted upon release and only the most desperate tRumpers will buy it, in the same way they’ve bought into her bullshit all along. Any actual journalist that helps her attract attention to her book, books her for any appearance on any show, or for any other reason, so that she ends up making money off it, should also be shunned imo.
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She’s going on a speaking tour? Well, shit. At least she’ll finally be doing her job…after she leaves it.
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“I sucked up to Trump and told lies every day. The End.”
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Sounds like I’ll need to make another trip to Costco to bury it under the romance novels and self help books.