Wait. The Trump tax cuts for the wealthy. Wasn’t the very serious Ryan all for that?
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Ryan wanted it all and he wanted it NOW.
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Tax cuts for the wealthy only make it all the more urgent we cut medicare and social security for everyone else. Someone has to pay for those tax cuts after all
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How does democracy work again?
If the majority of the people want to keep a program that helps the poor, then their elected officials should get rid of that program because a think tank decided “screw them.”
Is that how it works?
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or (shudder) pistachios!
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Ol sugar blue eyes Ryan haz a sad that Orange Julius never learned to punch down successfully with the Sunday Morning Talk Show stamp of approval. Whither the Whiter GOP of old. He doesn’t have faith the new MAGAts will be awful with enough stealth to achieve the true oligarchic goals of his blessed soul bride Ayn.
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Flying fruit and shoes sounds a little like “legitimate political discourse.” Thats what I’ve gathered from spokespeople of the insurrection party, recently.
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Hadn’t thought of Paul what’s his name? until this popped up. Those were good times.
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Pistachios? That would be “Wonderful.”
Reminds me of lobbing candy corn during school assemblies during my misspent youth.
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With all the competitive farting in church of today’s batch of rightists, it’s gotten easy to forget just what a horrible, rotten, rightist priest that Paul Ryan was.
Thank God that bastard failed. If it’s true that The Rump was responsible for stopping Ryan, it’s one of only three or four things that former guy got right.
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By George, I think she’s got it!
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What kind of soup?
“Pee soup” seems appropriate.
Definitely “gazpacho” for Empty Greene, though…
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Eddie was prettier.
Perhaps Gaetz could be Eddie Munster as brain-eating zombie.
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Man who’s lived on the government’s dime his entire goddamned life said what now?
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God, just think of the trauma if small cartons of berries had been involved: a blackberry could take your eye out!!
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With his badly-fitted suits and plastic sheen, Gaetz is more like a factory-reject Ken doll knockoff - the kind that shows up at the local Dollar Tree.
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You forgot how the supposed “majority” is made up of not-human lizard people who want to rape, murder and then eat all the children. So, yeah, their views can be safely disregarded.
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Kudos to TPM for the fair and balanced reporting. Here’s a case where Trump was actually on the right side, resisting evil. And, it does ring true. Trump definitely wants to be generalissimo for life. And to vanquish all his liberal enemies. But, unlike Ryan, he is indifferent to starving granny and making the poor suffer. If anything, those social security checks are ripe targets for the next grift.
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It’s even weird/funny to hear the testimony. Maddow played parts on her show tonight.
It really is better when you hear Donnie’s voice when he makes some of these statements.
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Make all the fun you want, people, but if a banana with a high rotational speed makes contact with your melon you’ll think differently.
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