Rudy Ordered To Hand Over NYC Penthouse, Beemer, Millions in Trump Legal Claims

Funnily enough, we have truly stable “stablecoins” in our financial system.

We call 'em ‘MONEY’.

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Could be something as simple as foreclosure by his lender (not gonna bother looking lol). Bankruptcy might have triggered default and the prospect of him being rendered incapable of paying would obviously be setting off alarm bells with all of his creditors.

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Instant karma’s gonna get you
Going to knock you on the head
You gonna break your body, darling
Pretty soon you’re going to be dead

What in the world you’re thinking of
Laughing in the face of love?
What on earth you trying to do?
It’s up to you, yeah, you

Instant karma’s gonna get you
Going to look you right in the face
You better get yourself together
Come and join the human race

How in the world you gonna see?
Who on earth d’you think you are?
Laughing at a fool like me?
Superstar, right you are

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“Hatred is filling, but it isn’t nourishing.”

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“He’s also ordered to part ways with a Mercedes-Benz previously owned by famed actress Lauren Bacall,” Bimmer is slang for BMW.

Once they take ownership of his property it would be a great premise for a reality show. “Owning Rudy”.
“This weeks episode: The ladies take Rudy on a trip to the Hamptons in the Benz” “He sits in the back of the car and grumbles about how he was once so important”. “He gets so annoying that they leave him at the nearest rest stop”.

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Ruby you can drive that car
Gonna take you real real far
Ruby you can drive that car
And Rudy’s in jail now!
Beep Beep oh Beep Beep YEAH!
Beep Beep oh Beep Beep YEAH!

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Hello, TPM. Comments aren’t showing up for today’s MM. The back door is not only locked, it’s missing.

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Wow…Team Unicorn’s brain rot is so fucking complete…

NB: Shroyer is an InfoWars clown…so yeah, we yet again have here the dynamic of far right shit-posting liars sending out gross mischaracterizations and disinfo narratives on something (note the “only” in his bullshit), followed by its complete adoption by sniveling morons who fancy themselves far-left “progressive” thought-leaders in order to work it into their own anti-Dem narratives, because they are perhaps even more hellbent on the destruction of the Dem party than even the MAGAt KKKult boob whose schlock they’re repeating.

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Attorney General Aileen Cannon?

This might be a good time to revisit the exploration of the employment history and the associated ethical conflicts of the husband of Aileen Cannon …

There’s so much compromise woven through the Cannon household’s existence there is no reason to believe that Judge Cannon will do anything other than behave like an obedient domesticated housepet.

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And she’s in the Bernie Sanders wing of the party - the crazy wing.

Right, Briahna, Dems are going to let more women suffer and/or die to stay in power.

Does that make sense to you?! :angry:

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If the collectibles sell for less than the appraised value at auction, do ruby and shae get to sieze more assets or are they SOL?

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Slappy T and Cardinal Alito must have served notice that they’re not going anywhere.

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She’s like the self-appointed Queen of Team Unicorn, complete with tinfoil crown.

It makes sense to her because she will say absolutely anything in her mindless quest to be relevant.

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FWIW, if Rudy has a 1952 Topps Mickey Mantle that is worth big big money, even if it isn’t in great condition.

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It’s like Doritos.

And I will eat Doritos all fucking day if you let me.

Or at least I used to until the whole mid-life diet change thing lol

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Hopefully- Rudy has to make up the difference by selling his kidneys

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That’s sad. She’s way off base here. Way out there in the farthest regions of left field.

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They get to chase his ass into the netherworld until they are paid in full or a bankruptcy judge gives Rudy a discharge…and I’m not even sure if Rudy chose the form of bankruptcy proceeding that would involve one. I imagine he did though, given the absolute shitshow he’s facing. I refuse to check though, because I kinda don’t care haha…Rudy’s sole purpose for me at this point is as an object of ridicule and source of schadenfreude.

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I don’t think Cohen broke free, I think he finally realized that DonOLD is only for DonOLD. That’s what Roy Cohn found out, after tutoring DonOLD to become what he has become.

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