Rudy Ordered To Hand Over NYC Penthouse, Beemer, Millions in Trump Legal Claims

I :heartpulse: this!

:dancer:t2: :man_dancing:t2:

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We note with interest the public loyalty & support shown by his good friend DJT for whom he has committed these several, awful depredations.

“Rudy G? Can’t say I know him. He may have served me spaghetti once.”

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Yep Joe put the nail in Rudy’s presidential aspirations with that great quip.

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Does the Secret Service have to let a process server approach tsf. If rudi submitted the invoice, it seems the time for contesting it has long passed. And if he didn’t, well, he knowingly lied under oath.

Maybe they can sell one of tsf’s minor remaining buildings. (Or maybe, if tsf tries to maneuver, they can get an order for forensic accountants to go over the campaign’s books.)

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Completely, totally, ain’t gonna happen.

:weary:

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America’s Mayor is a quack
A ridiculous lying old hack
He defamed two nice ladies
Lost his home and Mercedes
He’ll soon live in a fine cardboard shack

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“Movin’ on up (Movin’ on up)
To Manhattan (Movin’ on up)
To a deluxe a-penthouse in the sky
Movin’ on up (Movin’ on up)
To the big time (Movin’ on up)
We finally got a piece of Rudy’s pie.”

Beep beep, beep beep, yeah!

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Don’t despair Rudy, there will always be great memories that they can’t take away from you…

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Gotta go to court where the assets are located to collect on the Florida condo.

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In other words, Trump doesn’t need more negative publicity and the people don’t need to think that Rudy someone colluded with Trump to file bogus election lawsuits (like the RNC is doing now).

I guess we know what’s important to Andrew…

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Andrew Giuliani, the former mayor’s son, is suing to block the potential transfer of three World Series rings.

“But, but, but Daddy said I’d inherit those one day.” [sobbing, rending of polo shirt, bending of clubs]

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Rudy’s fall from grace wasn’t much of a fall because he didn’t start from a high point at all. The notion of “America’s Mayor” was always bull shit.

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Let’s summarize.

Drump, RNC hire Rudy to lawyer for their Stop the Steal campaign which is based entirely on lies. Rudy loses all his litigation cases on their behalf, gets himself sued for telling lies, blows off his paperwork for the court, gets hit with $148M in defamation damages, makes big headlines when they start stripping him of his assets. That’s bad lawyering and Rudy’s invoices remain outstanding. Very bad lawyering. Fuck, I wouldn’t pay him either.

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If this didn’t warm your heart, you might want to get yourself to a coroner.

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His fail son says that his dad gifted him those rings about 5-6 years ago. But seeing as how they’re worth about $30K, I’d be interested if the son has can produce an insurance rider for the rings.

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Rudy ain’t gonna be able to afford to spray his head brown any more. Shame. Eat shit and die Rudes.

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Good I guess but the why is Tangeranus allowed to skate on his debts?

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I’m sure they’d give them to him when he pays the appraised value of them. He can keep the sentimental value if he pays the actual value.

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< gearhead >It’s a Mercedes 500SL, not a BMW.< /gearhead >

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Thanks for the model; I was going to offer a generic clarification.

Are you going to follow up with the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

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