The Republican National Committee decided to relocate part of its spring donor retreat next month to Mar-a-Lago — a move made just days after lawyers for former President Trump sent cease-and-desist letters to three GOP organizations, including the RNC, to stop fundraising off of Trump’s name.
“I just want to wet my pterodactyl, I mean, beak.”
How long until Trump is literally a streetwalker for money for his lawsuits?
Make 'em bow, Donny! Make 'em kneel. Hell, make 'em genuflect! Just get the check first.
If grifting made a sound, what sort of sound would it be?
The end game for his whine about the RNC trading off his name was obvious from the get-go.
Put those collars around their necks. snap on the leashes and make them bark.
Can you imagine Trump in a crop top, booty shorts and thigh highs?
That is so Donald Trump.
Was pretty sure they’d give the baby his bottle.
They did.
It’s not easy to gross me out, but you have been successful.
Hey, RNC, he’s just not that into you. Find someone new.
Mara-a-Lago, now known as Mara-a-Grift 'Em
“RNC Agrees to Pay Blackmail to ex-POTUS”
Fixed it for you.
Orange flab hanging over his belt, orange turkey wings, all jiggling with every stroke of the crop.
Close enough…
Yeah, that’s up there with “Strom Thurmond on a Triscuit.”
I don’t even know what comic said it years ago. Might have been Kate Clinton.
What a deep throat that bird must have.
NO NO NONOnononono
