Kyle Rittenhouse, the right-wing media darling who was acquitted on all charges last year after fatally shooting two people at a Black Lives Matter protest, was delighted to announce last week that he was going to Texas A&M University.
“It’s the second time a university’s refuted Rittenhouse’s claims about his supposed studies at said university.”
Around here, that’s what we call a “liar.”
Old “Ritty” needs to get into the A&M Corps of Cadets. Then he can learn gun handling all he wants, not to mention strutting around in a uniform and obeying the upper classmen.
Hey, it worked for Louie Gohmert!
People are saying he has been given a full scholarship to Trump University.
Sounds like a recreation of his testimony.
Lots of A&M jokes on the interwbs; apropos of Kyle:
Pay him for the pizza. 
If he is not allowed to attend Texas A&M, it will just be another example of cancel culture and liberal bias among our institutions of higher learning.
This new generation of conservatives is nailing it.
Guys, he’s “going to” A&M. He didn’t say he’s “attending” A&M. Just gonna walk around campus with an AR, shooting anybody who might get alarmed by a dude with a history of shooting people who get alarmed by that sort of behavior.
I’ve taught a few courses at Texas A and M…it is NOT a redneck school. It’s got a goofy Militarily slant to it but not necked out. Kyle will leave that joint a virgin after 4 years. No way those girls are going to date him or the guys going to Corpus with him to party.
Is there a clock tower on the Texas A&M campus?
Let’s face it, he’s not the world’s most sophisticated guy, and I mean that in the most euphemistic way possible.
May he live in interesting times.
There a tall thing over by the main hall…but A&M has a big Military program where folks are taught the proper use of weapons. WTF does Kyle want from them?
Kyle Rittenhouse is so stupid that, when he says that he’s “going to Texas A&M,” he means only that he, quite literally, is travelling to Texas A&M. He might not even ever make it there. But, he’s on his way.
Rittenhouse will follow Gorka’s academic path. Or he would if he were smart enough.
“Attending” got Dustin Hoffman the girl in The Graduate…
Well, he wants to go there and he’s a celebrity. Isn’t that enough? He shouldn’t have to actually apply and qualify.
Will he just show up? That wouldn’t bode well for the people of College Station.
Although, as I understand it, A&M has a comparatively conservative student body, so maybe they’ll welcome him.
Texas A&M?? Seriously? (Or even jokingly)