Republicans Turn Eating Their Own Into A Spectator Sport

The odds of us seeing Acting President Chuck Grassley keep improving.

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Born rich humps this dumb and self assured? They absolutely will do it to themselves. They already are, in fact.

When they need a big lie it won’t be noticed among all the others.

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I know the demolished deal is all about power – tcf and Elmo are saying, if you’re not with me, goodbye – but I have to laugh at the timing. Many of these reps will be gone after January 3, and as noted in MM, the House will then have to vote on a new speaker with that 217-215 GOP edge, and no business will happen until that takes place. Good luck!

Also, this deal would have funded the government only until March, so the MAGA gangsters would get another bite of the apple real soon.

And, of course, the money that would be going to MAGA voters – red-state farmers (no ag bill!), western NC hurricane victims – ain’t going to be getting there for now. Sorry, folks! You’re just collateral damage to a syphilitic sexual abuser, a bipolar ketamine tweaker, and JD the Wonder Dog.

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Though “improving” feels like a weird phrasing

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There’s a reason I’m retiring. The last 10 years have been exhausting.

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In that case, I feel sorry for the weasel!

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On orders from Immigrant President Musk.
After the coronation of Musk will Trump have any say in our Nation’s affairs?
Who will Republicans bow down to?
Musk or Putin?

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Is there a difference?

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With friends like Musk, Trump needs no enemies.

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Wow! The Real President gets to be Speaker too
Next–He gets to be King of the Popes! :smirk:

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Spectator sport… Didn’t the Romans enjoy spectator sports with wild animals devouring people and gladiators dueling to the death? Yeah, the infighting would be almost funny to watch if it wasn’t for the sheer enormity of the consequences.

Also it’s sickening seeing Trump and Elon Musk gleefully acting as puppeteers with the Republican party as they create chaos that is set to erode the government, enrich their friends and bring genuine pain to millions of Americans.

The fall-out between Trump and Musk can’t come soon enough.

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This is how empires fall.

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Rand Paul is dumber than a:

  • Box of rocks
  • Bag of hammers
  • Sack of scissors
0 voters
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Thanks! I figured the sack in the Tiber thing was some kind of allusion, but I had no idea to what.

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He certainly poses a risk of harm to others.

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SCTV!

fuck off discobot

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whether Mike Johnson will be re-elected as speaker of the House.

At least Florida in the winter was nice, wasn’t it, Mike? And the free Happy Meal?

What? It wasn’t free???

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If we’re looking to help this competition along then we need to actively talk about the Muskrat, and stay mum on the DonOLD. When the DonOLD thinks he’s being ignored…well no one can throw a conniption fit like the DonOLD.

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A bit OT, but who the firetruck would vote for this guy?

Sorry, I know it’s early for something that horrid. He’s worse than Kent Dorfman.

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