Just wait for Swanson food heir Tucker Carlsons furrowed brow decrying Mike Pompeo’s elitism. Probably not.
Of course it has to be a woman, those were household chores. Now if Petty PompousAss was wanting someone to shop for tactical shirts and pants…that would be a male aide.
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What, his family is responsible for all those frozen craps-in-a-box? That is yet another reason to despise him.
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Yup, its actually one of his middle names. Additionally his father once ran the Voice of America so his attacks on the media, elitism and Americans role in the world run hollow.
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So if Mikey runs for the senate in Kansas, I will expect dog owners from around the state to form rather kennel club-like picket lines with their pooches.
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Please proceed, motherfuckers.
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It wouldn’t surprise me if the staffer was asked to wipe Pompeo’s ass.
Speaking of “Obama left the cupboards empty”.
From NPR in 2016:
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Note the date:
Obama staffers had all those shelves emptied out and sold off to the Chinese by that December.
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Personal errands seemed too suspicious:
WaPo: House Dems have discovered that the fired State Dept. IG had mostly completed an investigation into Mike Pompeo’s widely criticized decision to skirt Congress with an emergency declaration to approve billions in arms sales to Saudi Arabia last year.
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She seems to be quite the monster. Her own office and staff at State?! W.T. F.!?
I could say “unbelievable corruption,” but with these two, you know it’s true.
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That dog happened to be Pompeo’s top advisor for Nambian affairs, so don’t knock him for having an aide take him out for his daily walks. He was quite pooped out and there’s been a major kibble shortage at Foggy Bottom, and he’s such a good boy!
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Yeah that was a way to misdirect and make it seem like the IG was wasting time on petty infractions and thus a partisan hack out to get Pompeo and his boss on silly stuff.
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I’ll need to see pictures to believe that.
Oh, wait:
Ok, he only wiped the dog’s ass, but still.
The dreaded misplaced modifier (or is it a dangling participle?).
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But of course…
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Pompeo couldn’t waddle his fat ass around the block without having a massive coronary.
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Is it necessary to walk lapdogs?
Asking for a friend.
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