Reports: Devin Nunes To Retire From Congress | Talking Points Memo

I still have a federal investigation on my bingo card.

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Oracle has invested heavily in Devin. Let’s hope he delivered something. Now the GOP has to find another member of the Portuguese diaspora to fool the Latino voters in Fresno.

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Devin Nunes is full of…um, er…manure!!

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Well, I hear suicide is painless.

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Titanic move there, Devin…

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It brings on many changes…

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Then he realized it could only be his signature.

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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So he’s going to steer the new Ministry of Truth Social? A fitting gig, although methinks not a very long lasting one.

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“Helm” as in helmsman? By definition a helmsman must be able to see where the ship is going. Cant be done when your head is so far up TFG’s butt that he can count molars.

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https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/codes_displayText.xhtml?lawCode=ELEC&division=10.&title=&part=6.&chapter=1.&article=

Umm, err, uh. It depends?

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Just cause you cud post that, doesn’t mean you should have. :wink:

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Man, TFG is scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

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Au contraire. I hoof to.

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Devin thought the SEC investigation was about the college football conference.

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No “greener pastures” puns yet? For shame.

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He’s going to run Trump’s media business? I didn’t know that they’d all lost interest in politics and were focusing on dairy farming. Moooooo! Moooooo!!

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Cows and effect?

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More like the bottom of the manure spreader.

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Where does this come from? Draft district proposals give Democrats a 51% chance of winning the FresnoTulare District that replaces CA-22.

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