Report: WH Official Says Trump Drew Sharpie Bubble On Map

“Use to be don’t count anymore, they just lay on the floor till we sweep them away”
always loved that line.
Unbelievable and imaginable that the “Office” of the President of The United States has been reduced to what we witness every goddamn day anymore.

Election Day can’t get here soon enough.

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That’s a lie. The line’s too smooth.

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What. An. Idiot.*

*statutory apology to idiots everywhere. Those idiots who voted for him excepted.

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Yep, another Trump ‘joke’ lost on all of us libtards who have no sense of humor.

Next up:

Trump: A meteor is heading directly at San Francisco and will hit the city this afternoon.

San Franciscans: Fuck off, you dick.

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He doesn’t think like that and no one has yet to tell him to say something about it.

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Just saw this on another site.

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Meanwhile, this and more … from NYT (I wonder if Moscow Mitch will have anything to say):

"For almost two decades, families at Fort Campbell, the sprawling Army base along the Kentucky-Tennessee border, have borne the brunt of the country’s war efforts as a steady clip of troops with the 101st Airborne Division and from Special Operations units deployed to Afghanistan and Iraq.

This week, the families discovered that they would not get the new middle school they were expecting so that President Trump could build his border wall. The school is on the list of 127 projects, touching nearly every facet of American military life, that will be suspended to shift $3.6 billion to the wall.

The Pentagon’s decision to divert $62.6 million from the construction of Fort Campbell’s middle school means that 552 students in sixth, seventh and eighth grades will continue to cram themselves in, 30 to a classroom in some cases, at the base’s aging Mahaffey Middle School. Teachers at Mahaffey will continue to use mobile carts to store their books, lesson plans and homework assignments because there is not enough classroom space. Students stuffed into makeshift classrooms-within-classrooms will continue to strain to figure out which lesson to listen to and which one to filter out.

And since the cafeteria at Mahaffey is not big enough to seat everyone at lunchtime, some students will continue to eat in the school library."

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All it was missing was the spelling of ALABAMA is all caps a la his infamous financial release form that said he was worth 10 BILLION DOLLARS.

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Of course it was Trump. This level of buffoonery is unique to him even inside this menagerie of incompetence that is the Trump Administration. It was only a matter of time before some embarrassed soul threw him under the bus.

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Trump is a master of distracting the media from what’s important with what’s trivial.

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Take a look at the X. Has that also been altered? Appears as he started out as if trying to make a point then, per usual, the mind sidetracked at the five second mark.

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I’m unsure how much of this stupid bullshit leaders of other nations pay attention to. But I’ll assume people like Macron, Merkel, Trudeau, etc are bright people and keep abreast of a very broad spectrum of current events. When they sit across from Trump they must think “This is the most worthless use of my goddamned time, yet this idiot leads the most powerful military and economic force on the planet. Sheesh!”

It’s like having to consult with your two year old about whether to accept that promotion being dangled to take over the accounts receivable department.

“Why am I talking to this kid about this?!”

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Oh, you doubters! He was right all along.

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Well, thank heaven that mystery has been solved! I don’t think I would have been able to get to sleep tonight because I kept wondering who did it! LOL!

I see people on social media telling Fat Ass to “Let it go!” (sorry to anyone still suffering from that Disney “Frozen” song PTSD), but I want him to keep going with it. He’s making himself and everyone around him look like even bigger assholes than they already did, and that’s always entertaining.

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The crazy thing here is that he thinks no-one will react to this, that we all will say “Sure Jan”.
He must be very slow to think we are all equally as slow as him.
Or is that the Dunning- Kruger effect in action?

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That suit fit well, someone has been photo-shopping…

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Not sure I believe it – he didn’t autograph it. Could he have resisted?

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On the plus side, I learned a new word.

mumpsimus

Noun (plural mumpsimuses )

  1. A person who obstinately adheres to old ways in spite of clear evidence that they are wrong; an ignorant and bigoted opponent of reform.
  2. An obvious error that is obstinately repeated despite correction.
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golf%20sharpie

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