Report: Trump Split Between Ivanka And Don Jr. On Gun Control

Selling them both actually. Climate change means no snow in Aspen and no land where the Vineyard used to be. Gonna buy a rocket from Elon Musk and head for greener pastures.

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Can I have your gear?

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You can have it now for as busy as I am. :sob:

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Oh, you’re resting.

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No no this is just the 60 percent of the time when you’re getting the work. Actually I have a big project for which the point person is a reincarnation of every Civil War melodrama heroine who gets some fateful telegram which then drops from her “nerveless fingers” as she swoons on the divan. If she gets busy at all she decides she can’t possibly handle her onerous tasks and a quick interview too, it’s all simply too, too much to bear.

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President Donald Trump’s eldest children are pulling him in opposite directions on the issue behind closed doors…

Here’s my proposal: Let Ivanka and Don Jr. battle it out through a contest of Russian roulette. Then Chiselin’ Trump can side either with the winner or the loser… his choice.

Good on you.
When I was ’ independent’, for one job’s research I had to drive 45 min one way, I tore my one good jacket, and on the way back a truck in the opposite lane lost some kind of round thing which came skipping towards me at 75 mph, and on its last bounce struck something in my car’s undercarriage that I had to get repaired later - much later.

I didn’t get the job either.

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Donald Trump’s eldest children are pulling him in opposite directions

What about Melania?
Doesn’t she have more pull as the trophy wife over even his own spawn?
naw, probably not lol