Water boarding a child is more of a Trump thing.
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This should have been much higher in the article:
ā Polygraph tests, which measure the participantās physical responses when answering the test administratorās questions, are widely seen as unreliableby the scientific community and are rarely admissible in court.ā
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That pretty much sums up Donnieās entire legal strategeryā¦
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I was going to post something else, but decided that anyone that continues to work in the WH can just take any despicable punishment thatās offered.
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Remember that Op-Ed from about a year ago or so? He wanted people to be hooked up to a polygraph in the govāt over that too.
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Two Scoops first, then KAC. But since the tests are not admissable, letās send them all to Gitmo and water board them until they confess to the Lindbergh kidnapping, too.
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Anyone caught not lying on the test will be flunked.
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Maybe if you hired only the best, the very greatest, the yuugest most loyal subordinates, your White House wouldnāt leak like a sieve shot full of birdshot and then fed through a paper shredder.
Just a helpful suggestion from the peanut gallery to those of greatest and unmatched wisdom.
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I think we found the leakerā¦
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Iād be okay with letting him polygraph his staff if he can pass a Voight-Kampff test first.
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ā¦Which begs the question of just how many youāve passed to dateā¦ 
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ā¦Why stop at lie-detector tests?
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President Donald Trump is reportedly obsessed with the idea of making his own White House aides take polygraph tests in order to root out leakers.
I think itās a great idea. Itāll work wonders for morale.
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The Onion had a story about Trump talking to his own painting. Abe wouldnāt understand.
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He does. Guy named Pence.
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How is he going to operate without a staff?
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A lot of them already have to, in order to get read into certain programs. Iād be willing to bet the majority of CIA analysts are well acquainted with polygraph machines already.
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āHe wanted to polygraph every employee in the building to unearth who it was who spoke to the pressā¦ā
āAll of them, Katie!ā
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āIn a response to Politico on Tuesday, White House Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham denied Trumpās interest in lie detector tests.ā
HAHAHA! Was she under oath? If not thatās called lying.
If so, itās called perjury.
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A true successor to Sarah - lying her ass off while blaming the media.
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