Report: Pence NH Trip Cancelled Because Drug Dealer In Attendance

Oh, that’s just the preparations for the annulment of the 2020 results. As D.C. will probably deliver a grand total of about 15 votes for Trump, they expect to have to move rapidly to pacify the population and keep things from getting out of hand.

The tanks bit for the 4th of July was a test of the system, they found that due to the deteriorating bridges and crappy road conditions, not going to be able to reliably bring Abrams into the city. So using Black Hawks accompanying up-armored humvees, they are pretty sure that this isn’t going to go all Mogadishu on us as the average American doesn’t have RPGs hanging around the house.

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My vote is for the second one. LOL!

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Maybe not just someone who overcame a drug problem but specifically someone like this:

Two months before [he allegedly] made the drug pickup, Hatch stood with Sen. Shaheen to warn students about drug use, using his personal story.

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I think a teevee series is in order. It could be 24 Minutes, the time it took to drag Trump’s ass out of the White House. It took 20 to get the rest of him out.

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He was “alleged” then, but subsequently took a guilty plea, Not that this lets these craven dipshits off the hook, but it would appear this guy is not someone you’d want to bring home to mother.

Could be. Also, with 10 helicopters on call, this could be the emergency exit strategy that he’s keeping around in case he gets the call that the Epstein files have been found and he is on video.

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That hurt. That really, really hurt. Thanks for cramping every diaphragm muscle I own. I really appreciated that!

Oldie but goodie:

Monroe’s okay. But he’s no Shmenge.

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I’m going to assume this is Donald Trump’s bid to win a Nobel Peace Prize.

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MTP Monday was on and had portions of his interview with Major Garrett/CBS and he is SO smarmy there is not one thing I believe coming out of his mouth, including his reason for calling his wife Mother.

Curious point: what did he call his mother? Did he start calling his wife Mother while his ‘actual’ Mother was alive? Did that cause discord? I mean, it boggles the mind.

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I thought that the plane never left DC.

This really smells bad. You mean it took two weeks to come up with this excuse? Maybe there was something to the Russia “cable cutting?” nuclear sub and Donald just did not know what on Earth to do.

Well, Trump lied. Quel surpris.

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damn… that is really weak – and it took this long to come up with an excuse?

That look is really HOT on Gene Wilder. Yum!

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Toadglans says a lot of things. And the only thing they all have in common are they are all verifiable, or quickly so, lies.

Moreover, his dong-slinging act doesn’t mean too awfully much when it gets serious, despite him holding the position of Conman, er, Commander in Chief.

Consider that Defense and Intelligence agencies are known — they’ve advertised it! — to withhold information from Herr Twittler. Conversely, I suspect any order to, say, “launch” has already been mitigated; Kissinger did the same thing with Nixon when he was wont to spend nights drinking fine scotch and talking to fine paintings of past presidents.

Or so I hope.

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And here I thought all along it was cancelled because the event was being bankrolled by two gay Republicans/Libertarians. A photo of Pence doing That could get him excommunicated. Just a drug dealer? Trump has them coming and going in the White House with his daily supplies of cocaine.

For the umpteenth time: trump cannot fire pence, any more than he could fire a senator. Pence is the only person in the white house he cannot fire.

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If this is the real reason then Pence must be the flakiest of snowflakes

Did not know this (!), but how about this: Trump hates and is dying to get rid of Pence. He let Mannafort tie him to Pence when he had no idea he was going to win and be stuck with him so you tell me:how is is going to get rid of Pence?

Whatever the answer is, you can bet that Trump has been told it 100 times and if there is one thing I have learned from all of this: Trump wears people down and against all odds, he gets what he wants.