Has anyone warned Pence about McConnell’s fundraiser? Selling t-shirts marked “Cocaine Mitch”?
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I think “Cocaine Elaine” has a nicer ring to it, don’t you?
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But this is OK?!?
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Can always strap the master tapes onto the nukes before launching.
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Maybe Hatch indicated he wouldn’t shake Pence’s hand. Or maybe Pence is running a fentanyl ring out of the Naval Observatory. For example, here’s when Rumsfeld shook Saddam’s hand, all the while providing information on use of chemical and biological weapons on your own people.
It has been previously reported that the United States provided tactical intelligence to Iraq at the same time that officials suspected Hussein would use chemical weapons. But the CIA documents, which sat almost entirely unnoticed in a trove of declassified material at the National Archives in College Park, Md., combined with exclusive interviews with former intelligence officials, reveal new details about the depth of the United States’ knowledge of how and when Iraq employed the deadly agents. They show that senior U.S. officials were being regularly informed about the scale of the nerve gas attacks. They are tantamount to an official American admission of complicity in some of the most gruesome chemical weapons attacks ever launched.
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Mike’s drug-dealin’ pal was caught with 1500 grams of fentanyl, but no bone saws were found.
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Hilarious, this.
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So when did the White House start worrying about violations of the Hatch Act?
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C’mon now, just be reasonable. They must have polled all the hundreds of other “on the ground” people involved and asked them “What should Pence do?” And I imagine the overwhelming consensus was “can’t hurt the poor alleged criminal bloke’s feelings by telling him to bugger off” so they were left with no choice to but have the f***ing Vice-President of the United States turn around and go back to ground zero.
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Appearances, appearances. What would the old biddy audience base say? You know, the group that thinks Aunt Bee was too liberal for their tastes.
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Oops! I better go check mine!
Thanks for the reminder.
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Just say no to Drumpf
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I’m still going with the “Trump suffered a mini-stroke (TIA)” explanation, and Pence was called back while doctors were deciding if Trump was severely impaired.
And Pence was really angry when he heard about this, because Trump could be propped in front of the podium, drooling and babbling, and his supporters wouldn’t know the difference.
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No, save that for “Stairway To Heaven”. LOL!
Once I had to explain to my great-nephew’s 16-year-old friend why I hate that song so much, and it’s not because the song is bad, although there are much better songs on “Led Zeppelin IV” - “The Battle of Evermore”, “Going To California”, and “Misty Mountain Hop” chief among them - but because, as a teen in Chicago in 1971/72, every time you would turn on the damned radio you would hear, “If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow…” and every third-rate garage band that was beaned out on Quaaludes would be playing the song at a party.
I think in about another five years I’ll finally be able to listen to the song once more. But I could never figure out why “Over the Hills and Far Away” from “Houses of the Holy” was never as big as “Stairway To Heaven”, since it was a much better, and much more beautiful, song.
Maybe it was the weed. But I still love Led Zeppelin, and I still love the weed.
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I guess being a drug dealer is as bad a being a woman he’s not married to.
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Perfect mission for Ivanka, the new ambassador-at-large.
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his team didn’t want him to shake hands with an alleged drug dealer.
It could’ve been even worse for the Vq-tiP. The guy could’ve been … [wait for it] … [wait for it] … poor.
Or he could’ve had to shake hands with this guy!
Oh, wait. He’d shake hands with him anytime. You know why? Because … [wait for it] … [wa-a-a-a-ait for it] … he’s Dr. Craig Landau, the President and CEO of Purdue Pharma. 'Member them? The ones that made, marketed, created and fueled — and still make a fortune from — the nation’s Downer (cough Oxycontin® cough cough) Disaster?
Plus, as you can see, there is no chance of any melatonin rubbing off the the Mono-hued Man who, oddly enough, most people consider to be more of a classic hoser than a vintage Hoosier. Go figure?!
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Maybe I’m just getting cynical, but I’m not entirely convinced you really mean that.
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Now-now. You have to admit that when it comes to drug dealers and the cops who catch them, there are good people on both sides. It took them some time to determine which side Jeff Hatch fell under, good or bad. It’s just that everyone in this administration is a bit slow when thinking and answering for their own behaviors.
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I’m almost able to believe that might actually have been the reason - if they aren’t able to plan ahead more than 15 minutes. I mean, the VP was already on his way there.
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